Office dares & General Weirdness

TUTS

Some really good ones here

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

> >>> A NEW AND EXCITING GAME TO PLAY WHILE YOU WORK!!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> 'OFFICE DARES'
> >>>
>
> >>>ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
> >>> 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
> >>> 2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to
> >>>you.
> >>> 3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your
> >>>name and
> >>> say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
> >>> 4. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands
> >>>over your
> >>> ears and grimace.
> >>> 5. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and
> >>>whisper
> >>> huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
> >>> 6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points
> >>>it out,
> >>> say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
> >>> 7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
> >>> 8. While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the
> >>>doors
> >>> open.
> >>> 9. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one
> >>>other
> >>> 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>THREE-POINTS DARES
> >>> 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him
> >>>with
> >>> double-barrelled fingers.
> >>> 2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did
> >>>you get
> >>> all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
> >>> 3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your
> >>>voice).
> >>> 4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly
> >>>from the
>
> >>> nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
> >>> 5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>FIVE POINT DARES
> >>> 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it
> >>>would be
> >>> nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem
> >>>(extra points
> >>> if you actually launch into it yourself).
> >>> 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they
> >>>watch you
> >>> with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10
> >>>times.
> >>> 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
> >>> 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have
> >>>to go do
> >>> a number two".
> >>> 5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad
> >>>Jamaican accent.
> >>> As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one
> >>>hour.
> >>> 6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the
> >>>lift.
> >>> 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
> >>>repeatedly
> >>> and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
> >>> 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As
> >>>God is my
> >>> witness, I'll never go hungry again".
> >>> 9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look
> >>>in
> >>> tights".
> >>> 10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask,
> >>>"You wanna
> >>> trade?"
> >>> 11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
> >>>person:
> >>> "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
> >>> 12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say,
> >>>"I can't
> >>> talk about it".
> >>> 13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him
> >>>he's won a
> >>> lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
> >>> 14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc)
> >>>during a
> >>> very important conference call.
> >>> 15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
> >>> 16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back
> >>>of your
> >>> pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
> >>> 17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and
> >>>biscuit,
> >>> smash each biscuit with your fist.
> >>> 18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair
> >>>towards
> >>> the door.
> >>> 19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each
> >>>meeting
> >>> attendee, move them according to the movements of their
> >>>real-life
> >>> counterparts.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And if that wasn't enough for you...
> >>> 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
> >>>and
> >>> point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> >>> 2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we
> >>>are
> >>> going to have to let one of you go."
> >>> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
> >>>they want
> >>> fries with that.
> >>> 4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
> >>> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> >>>everyone has
> >>> gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to
> >>>espresso.
> >>> 6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR
> >>>SEXUAL
> >>> FAVOURS".
> >>> 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
> >>> prophecy."
> >>> 8. Don't use any punctuation
> >>> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >>> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after
> >>>they
> >>> answer.
> >>> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> >>> 12. Sing along at the opera.
> >>> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
> >>>rhyme.
> >>> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
> >>>of
> >>> jungle sounds all day.
> >>> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
> >>>attend their
> >>> party because you're not in the mood.
> >>> 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling
> >>>name, Rock
> >>> Hard.
> >>> 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I
> >>>Won! 3rd
> >>> time this week!!!"
> >>> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
> >>>lot
> >>> yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to
> >>>you or
> >>>have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

Sposs

Pugsley

>>>>> makes
>>>baby
>>>>>>jebus
>>>>>cry



Pretty good tho

de5p0i1er

Thats one way to get yourself on the unemployed line.