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> >
> > A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in North Tipp and, trying
> > to
> > make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she
is
> > a
> > Tipp fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
> > Tipp
> > fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The
> >
> > teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
> > raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Tipp fan," she replied. The
> > teacher,
> > still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Tipp fan, then who are you
a
> > fan of?" "I'm a Clare fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher
> > could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Clare fan?"
> > "Because my Mum and Dad are from Clare, and my mum is a Clare fan and my
> > dad
> > is a Clare fan, so I'm a Clare fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in a
> > obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Clare fan.
You
> > don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your
mum
> > was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what
would
> > you be then?"
>
> > "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Limerick fan."

jonno

Oh low blow:)

Tyrrial

interesting....

NeoSlicerZ

........very interesting/disturbing

Sauron

hmm... ouch:)

Pugsley

heheh, smart kid, but I bet she'd get a wee bit bullied for it