Advice for the proper young bride

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://www.hubble.net/bride.htm

give that a read hehe.. great stuff

my faith in humanity is once again restored

Trojan

Scary stuff that, especially considering it was written by a woman. I pity the Reverend himself.

What's ironic about it all is that womens pleasure seems to be much more intense (or at least longer) than mens...

lordsippa

Ah... but you see... She was obviously American, as the english have always been quite proper in public and quite filthy in private. Since the Victorian era...

I bet she was a lesbian too.

Doodee

hmm, its a bit like that treat em mean to keep em keen rule, which i find to be cack, if yee both want it, then go for it, if they dont, then feign the headache

Rabies

Most men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices. These practices include among others performing the normal act in abnormal positions; mouthing the female body; and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.

Ha ha, we men are dirty b@astards....

Robbo

Is this what's known as a distributed denial of service attack?

Seraphina

"could become an orgy of sexual lust."

they make it sound like a BAD thing...

DeadBankClerk

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.htm

:yawn:

Dont Ban Me

Thank f*@k I wasnt alive back then!!

DeadBankClerk

Thank fuck i'm not as gulible (sp?) as `Don't Ban Me'.

Divine

Oh my god after reading that. They say the future is bleak and that civilisation if screwed with the way we are going but to be honest im glad it is, imagine living back then, oh my god just imagine it :-(

Shilo

'While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it. '

Hmm, I just had my second child 10 days ago... Now THAT was painful...and kind of revolting in places, too! I can't imagine what her husband must've been trying to do to her if she preferred childbirth to getting laid. I'm obviously just despicably perverted - my poor children, whatever will become of them with such a hussy for a mother!?

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.htm

:yawn:

This article is NOT REAL.

Wolf

Originally posted by DeadBankClerk
This article is NOT REAL.

Its totally real dont believe DBC he lies keep on reading

Silent Bob

OMG liek that is rilly bad that someone is giving that kind of advice to peeple. I cant beleive that they put that on the internet. That is rilly bad

:rolleyes: