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Lets start a new internet based political based party!!!

  • 23-05-2003 3:42pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭


    why we shouldn't start a new political party that started from boards....the only thing we need now is some ideals and maybe a leader...and maybe some rules thats a maybe, like we could just be bandits or something!
    any ideas post here!
    ps i'm totally serious watch out BERTIE!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Well why not :)

    I have some definate ideas on the Health Service and reform of the Dail.

    Don't think I'd be a healthty leadership choice. I'd like to set up secret police and the like and Stadium Ireland would be built so I could use it Chilean Style :)

    Gandalf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    Someone else as LEADER THEN!!
    I'm someone else but my hardline stance on crime wouldn't be exactly a crowd pleaser ;)
    how about a name For The PARTY?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,038 ✭✭✭✭Sparks


    So your "brand new alternative" would in fact be a standard political party?
    Why bother - you already have a half-dozen of those.
    I say we bring back direct democracy!
    So there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    no more a collective under the guise of party, so we may have some power eventually!
    hey but were flexible we'll take your thoughts into consideration!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,731 ✭✭✭DadaKopf


    Heh, yeah, let's set up another board and organise it there. We could elect people to set an agenda and we could discuss them. It might be a nice exercise - it'd at least alleviate boredom at work!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭SkepticOne


    We'll think up some decent right wing policies later, but first we need a name. I propose the "Shining Light of Truth Party".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    no thats crap!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    something thats real offensive to everyone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭SkepticOne


    "The National Correction Party"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭SkepticOne


    "The Authoritarian Party of National Salvation". I think we can all rally around that one.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Biffa Bacon


    How about "Hizbiffa"? (that's Arabic for "party of Biffa")


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,895 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    Is it going to be a full blown irish political party with a few rusty armalites in the closet or is just going to be plain old ballot box type party you can get anywhere?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    a guerilla party, i think that way we get results our aim is to be opposition to the main parties really we all dont have to agree on same policies or any s.h.i.t. like that.
    We want to be a collective voice of opposition.
    We want to be recogonised no matter how inane we are.
    We want to be able to swear.
    We want not to wear suits unless we need absolutley need to be swanky.....i.e. the odd job interview.
    And above all our members dont have the same train of thinking!
    i.e. we all have different aims, goals, beliefs, background and different tastes in music.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭SkepticOne


    Originally posted by xen
    a guerilla party, i think that way we get results our aim is to be opposition to the main parties really we all dont have to agree on same policies or any s.h.i.t. like that.
    OK, how about "The Knee-Jerk Opposition Party - Opposing the government regardless of what they do"

    No wait - that's Fine Gael.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    No wait - that's Fine Gael.
    Wait a minute you cant swear in Fine Gael and they are a one track party. unlike "THE OPPOSER" --see even satisfies people at the poser level!


    Finel Gael - Fine Fail
    whats the difference literally only four fecking letters!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,895 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    So will it be like fight club then except we flame each other rather than smack each others head off concrete floors? A split personality disorder will come in useful for the u-turning and flip flopping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    So will it be like fight club then except we flame each other rather than smack each others head off concrete floors? A split personality disorder will come in useful for the u-turning and flip flopping.

    Ye kinda but a lot of drinking no BRAD PITT cant afford him.
    It will be a giant ORGY of fighting arguing and
    SAYING:
    "The First Rule of Fight Club...I mean The OPPOSER PARTY(insert your name here) is to not give a **** and think your always right."

    Then the brawls ensue whoever wins is the leader for the week!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I wish Kevin Myers would stop trolling boards under silly pseudonyms! :ninja:

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,038 ✭✭✭✭Sparks


    Kevin Myers? I thought it was Mike Myers!
    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Hmm.... how about no?

    Given the totally opposite views of people online it'd be pretty damn stupid to try and consolidate them.

    << Fio >>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭passive


    "The extreme right wing immigrant killing fascist party"

    or possibly

    "team blue".

    either title would win us some votes...and we don't necissarily have to have any ideals related to our name

    although we would have to wear blue..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Didn't another boardster start another political party a couple months ago? Is this a seasonal thing or summat?

    adam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    Quite You!
    Seasonal thing whatcha talking about Willis I want facts to back up your claim! ww)
    PS the virus twins looks like this icon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    Originally posted by SkepticOne
    "The Authoritarian Party of National Salvation". I think we can all rally around that one.
    What about "The Authoritarian Man's Party of National Salvation"? Lends itself nicely to an acronym!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,718 ✭✭✭SkepticOne


    Originally posted by Imposter
    What about "The Authoritarian Man's Party of National Salvation"? Lends itself nicely to an acronym!
    A bit sexist though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,666 ✭✭✭Imposter


    Originally posted by SkepticOne
    A bit sexist though.
    I was going to mention this fact in my post but then I thought that maybe noone would take it too seriously, seeing that in was meant in jest! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,573 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    inetrnet based - not really a political philosophy is it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    how about the

    "WE know whats good for YOU so sit down and shut up party"

    abbrev=WKWGFYSSDASUP

    :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    here is our motto
    "Paranoia will pay for your freedom!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    An on-line political party you say? Hummm.....

    I see much chance here for serious good work and/or mischief.

    If you are of the first opinion, e-mail me ideas and views and I will compose a cohesive political paper.

    If you are of the second, I can be of much use to your organisation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    to be honest i like the sound of both options!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,038 ✭✭✭✭Sparks


    Oddly enough, there was an american candidate for the democrat ticket for the 2004 elections who included a blog as part of his campaign. He dropped out of the race a week or two ago though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 kkawohl


    My political party renounces outdated antiquated religious ideology that contributes toward terrorism.

    The phrase "I am a Transcendentalist" will revolutionize religions and bring in religious common sense, if there is such a thing.

    Transcendentalism


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Chaos-Engine


    I bags Minister for Terran Affairs :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭p.pete


    Myself and a friend thought about setting up a political party before. We only came up with one policy - mandetory abortions for skangers. The country would be cleaned up in no time. I can't remember if we came up with a name for the party though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Chaos-Engine


    Originally posted by p.pete
    Myself and a friend thought about setting up a political party before. We only came up with one policy - mandetory abortions for skangers. The country would be cleaned up in no time. I can't remember if we came up with a name for the party though.
    Stirilise them...
    more efficent and cheaper too :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭xen


    Originally posted by ednwireland
    inetrnet based - not really a political philosophy is it

    I didn't say it was a policy you pillock I said we will exploit the internet for our own horrid needs!
    :D:ninja: :cool: ww)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Ah yes and all the CS player could be the milatary wing........

    after all they would have roughly the same IQ as most millitary groups all over the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭p.pete


    Originally posted by Chaos-Engine
    Stirilise them...
    more efficent and cheaper too :)
    We came came up with some fun and cheap ways of achieving our goals - which I won't get into for fear of either arrest or hero worship. Maybe even a little of column a and a little of column b;)


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