Taliban Alert in Ireland

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Taliban Alert in Ireland

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT time all Irish women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your street for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Irish women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Irish Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless Ireland!

Sincerely

Brian Cowen T.D.
Minister for Foreign Affairs



IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
WOMEN FROM WESTMEATH, MAYO AND WEXFORD ARE ASKED NOT TO PARTICIPATE!!

JohnK

For the good of Ireland, I'll be there with my beer

hells angels

Count me in....is it ok to jerk of to this great idea??

Pugsley

It cant begin soon enough

de5p0i1er

I'll show my support for the women of Ireland.

plastic membrane

Always a big fan of Brian Cowens policies...