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Walking the dog

  • 16-05-2003 8:40am
    #1
    jonno
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    A little girl asked her mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

    "What's that mean?" asked the child.

    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you". Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

    He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of that problem, You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home".


Comments

  • #2
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Heard that when i was about 8 (which means it's a very old joke.....:(


  • #3
    YoungNastyMan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭YoungNastyMan


    Woeful


  • #4
    ratman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 253 ✭✭ratman


    that was pretty ****


  • #5
    swalsh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    didnt think it was that bad.....actually it quite funny


  • #6
    Jaeger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 319 ✭✭Jaeger


    Brendan Grace joke. He'd make it funnier :)


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  • #7
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,552 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    How do you make a cat go Woof and a dog go Meow ?

    Pour petrol on the dog and light a match -- WOOOOOFFFFF ...

    Tie the dog to the bumper of a car and listen to it as it drives past at 70mph Meeeoooooowwwwwwwww.....

    The stunts in the post were performed by profesional joke stunt animans - no humans were hurt during the making of this item - you should not try this at home ...


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