Its official Jesus was Irish.

pfitz · 14-05-2003 9:05pm #1

He had 12 drinking Friends, he Trained as a Carpenter, was unemployed, lived with his mother until he was 33 and she thought he was GOD

Pompey Magnus · 14-05-2003 9:35pm

maybe an irish woman?
1. (S)He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2 . (S)He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when (s)he was dead, (s)he had to get up because there was more work for him (her) to do.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-05-2003 1:55am

I'm sensing a little bitterness...

Beruthiel · 15-05-2003 8:42am

Originally posted by Mordeth
I'm sensing a little bitterness...

would those be your spidie senses??

hells angels · 15-05-2003 8:46am

aye tis true....:D

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-05-2003 8:49am

nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.

Beruthiel · 15-05-2003 8:59am

Originally posted by Mordeth
nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.

lol
time to leave your room Mordeth

cujimmy · 15-05-2003 11:56am

Jesus was from Ballymun. How do we know this?

He never met his real father

cujimmy · 15-05-2003 12:01pm

Jesus was.... Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Jesus was... Jewish :

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

Jesus was ...Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

Jesus was... a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

Jesus was... Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
4. His last request was for a drink

JohnK · 15-05-2003 1:17pm

lol

pyramid man · 15-05-2003 5:28pm

Originally posted by Mordeth
nope, the femenist alert system 4000, all the features of the femenist alert system 3000 plus it's software upgradeable.

listen just go buy an imac. it is a computer made for idiots i mean real intellegent people

Its official Jesus was Irish.

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