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drunk jokes

  • 12-05-2003 3:59pm
    #1
    woosaysdan
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    whats your fav drunk joke???
    mine is whats green and invisible?
    hold out your hand and say this cabbage

    or

    do you know what i cant get over! and they say whats that and i say a 60 foot wall


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  • #2
    GoneShootin
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    youd prob get a better response over on the humour board woosaydan


  • #3
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    i kinda cant post there long story


  • #4
    Antisocialiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭Antisocialiser


    Mine is i just cant understand it- what - chinese writing hahahahah


  • #5
    Squall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Squall


    Well not really a drunk joke but may aswell

    Was walking into me mates bar for a bit of after hours. They were still getting rid of the last stragglers when we came in. We had a bag from lennonxs and this guy became convinced it was chinese even though it said LENNOX'S on the bag. He kept repeating "chinese" "chinese". We eventually sorta crowded round him and moved him towards the door. Anyway. On the way out outta nowhere just as the dor was closing he goes "water chestnuts".

    You had to be there. It was just the way he said it and when. Now anytime were pissed all we have to do is say water chestnuts and break our asses laughing

    Bit sad really i guess :(


  • #6
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    This works even when your not drunk...

    Someone tells a funny joke and everyone laughs(includin you) and in the middle of laughing just stop and go "i dont get it".....

    The timing has to be perfect though i spend many weeks perfecting it so dont abbuse it ok but belive me everyone will be in stitches...

    P.s It doesn't work if you dont actually get the joke.....:D


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  • #7
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by hells angels
    This works even when your not drunk...

    Someone tells a funny joke and everyone laughs(includin you) and in the middle of laughing just stop and go "i dont get it".....

    The timing has to be perfect though i spend many weeks perfecting it so dont abbuse it ok but belive me everyone will be in stitches...

    P.s It doesn't work if you dont actually get the joke.....:D
    No Smith, thats only Sharleen that goes mental with the laughing. She's quite mad...


  • #8
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Fúck off courtney you just had to burst my bubble didn't you!!!:( :(:(


  • #9
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by hells angels
    Fúck off courtney you just had to burst my bubble didn't you!!!:( :(:(
    :D


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