Limerick Pit Crews

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In a press conference yesterday, Ross Braun confirmed that
> Ferrari had fired their entire pit crew. The announcement was followed by
> Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Irish Governments "Back To
> Work Scheme" and hired unemployedyouths from Moyross and Southill.
>
> The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how
> unemployed youths from Limerick were able to remove a set of car wheels in
> less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
> existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with all the mod con tools.
> This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari
> management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, they would have an
> advantage over every team.
>
> However Ferrari's expectations were easily exceeded, as during
> the first practice session with the new Limerick crew, not only did they
> change the tyres in under six seconds but within twenty seconds they had
> the car resprayed, rebadged and sold to the McLaren Team for four dozen
> cans of Dutch Gold.

tman

lol, funny cos it's true

John2002

Funny but it's been doing the rounds for years now.