Question time for God

Caesar_Bojangle · 07-05-2003 3:57pm #1

If you could ask God the almighty, creator of all things one question what would it be?

Not purposely trying to blackball the atheists here but what the hell you're f#cked anyway.

I just know someone is goning ask when will affordable broadband be available in ireland

Robbo · 07-05-2003 4:00pm

Belly button fluff, why?

Beëlzebooze · 07-05-2003 4:20pm

can I have your autograph?

Wolf · 07-05-2003 4:23pm

Why did that farmer burn my toy cars that time I left them out when I was 9. I was so upset! I mean is it because he is evil or did he do it for any good reason ?

Rabies · 07-05-2003 4:30pm

Who is Jebus, is he related to Jesus in any way ?

tman · 07-05-2003 5:42pm

who's your daddy?

Lex_Diamonds · 07-05-2003 6:02pm

What possible part could the removal of my testicles in a farming accident have played in your grand scheme??

Ste- · 07-05-2003 7:31pm

"Got a light bud ?"

Don1 · 07-05-2003 7:40pm

Pop? What's with that?

Zukustious · 07-05-2003 7:44pm

What did you do to the fertility leprechauns?

Spacedog · 07-05-2003 7:46pm

what religion are you?

Neil3030 · 07-05-2003 7:58pm

Why are you in my living room?

Sarky · 07-05-2003 9:21pm

Who'd win, you or Batman?

Sarky · 07-05-2003 9:21pm

And also:

Bibleman. Why?

The Sweeper · 07-05-2003 9:47pm

A/S/L?

Gordon · 07-05-2003 9:51pm

'Give me one good reason to believe in you.'

Mercury_Tilt · 07-05-2003 9:54pm

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Sarky · 07-05-2003 10:04pm

Why do hotdog sausages come in packs of 6, but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

the fnj · 07-05-2003 10:19pm

Can I have the winning lotto numbers for the next six's months please

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Lawnkiller · 07-05-2003 10:24pm

Cheesy but:

"Do you believe in yourself?"

Repli · 07-05-2003 11:16pm

What is the nature of the universe

Calibos · 08-05-2003 12:40am

Somethings' confused me God. One granny has this thing hanging on her wall called a plenary indulgence. Its a thing she bought for about 30 quid about 30-40 years ago (lot of money in those days) from the church. It means that she gets to skip purgatory and go straight to heaven. Now I know what you're going to say God, "Purgatory ceased to exist because of papal decree at the time of Vatican 2" or some such bollox, but thats not my question. My other granny being less well off couldn't afford one of this plenary thingies. So God does this mean that my poor granny has to serve her time in purgatory while my other granny gets to go straight to heaven because she was rich??? So much for the meek/poor shall inherit the earth then. You know what God, you're just like the Euro Changover rip-off merchants!! Just in it for the money......Sorry, what did you say God, "Its not you its the pope that was making all the cash??" "Well you shouldn't have made him infallible then should ye!!"

Religion.....What a load of Shi........

Amz · 08-05-2003 2:44am

Why do men have nipples God?

Littletinyman · 08-05-2003 2:54am

How DO they get the figs into the fig rolls?

Mossy Monk · 08-05-2003 5:01am

hey God, how's it hangin'?

Irish_Ranger_IR · 08-05-2003 8:00am

Is there life outside this planet ?

and why do I have a 9 inch cock?

Bard · 08-05-2003 8:16am

"Hi God, can you move this thread to your own forum please? Thanks. gg. bye."

GuanYin · 08-05-2003 8:18am

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
If you could ask God the almighty, creator of all things one question what would it be?

Whats your facination with beetles?

daveg · 08-05-2003 8:24am

What is the meaning of life ?

kirn · 08-05-2003 8:31am

firstly god, thanks for the regular sex.

secondly, can i have woman to practice on?*

*you can use one of my ribs.

hells angels · 08-05-2003 8:43am

why do women always hav a hidden agenda?
And why do they hav to be so fúckin hard to figure out..???

Don1 · 08-05-2003 8:47am

What is the Matrix?!!!

The Reaper · 08-05-2003 8:50am

Will u get rid of the ugly women?????????????????

Pompey Magnus · 08-05-2003 9:08am

Who's taking the horse to France????

Don1 · 08-05-2003 9:30am

Ladies and gentelmn I believe we have a winner!!!!

LOL

yossarin · 08-05-2003 9:32am

what other projects have you got going ?

Trebor · 08-05-2003 9:33am

Why don't i believe in you?

Nemici · 08-05-2003 10:15am

What did happen to Shergar ?

cournioni · 08-05-2003 11:05am

Why the fúck aren't you in heaven?!

Wolf · 08-05-2003 11:48am

Your a WOMAN?!?!??!?!

Well that explains alot

kirn · 08-05-2003 11:53am

daddy or chips?

bug · 08-05-2003 12:12pm

Did you intend for the institution of the church to exsist and develop into what it is, or did you intend for it to come about at all? if not, are you gonna come back any time soon and rectify this? "Do this in memory of me" was a good concept to spread the word, and the apostles too, but knowing the nature of man, didn't you realise that human nature would corrupt this simple idea and form into some sort of institution and open it up to numerous interpretations, or were you a little too optomistic about this free will thing?

monument · 08-05-2003 12:21pm

Can I be god when you go on holidays?

Pompey Magnus · 08-05-2003 1:03pm

Oh creater of all wonders of wonders, all beauty to be beheld in this universe hast emerged from a fleeting image from thine mind. Was it, in the greater schemes of the workings of this portrait of The Song of Perfection we humbly call our planet, necessary to create spiders???