Cocktails!!!!

gabriel666

What is the nicest cocktail you have ever tasted, what was in it and how many did it take you to get drunk????????
ANSWER ME!!!!:p

GuanYin

Surfer on Acid!

Dunno if you're allowed post the recipe...are ya?

Wolf

Long Island Ice Tea. And not that many of them to get pissed usually a jug will do.

Big Chief

madison woo woo's

was drinking pretty heavily before i moved onto the cocktail bar, i have no idea how many it would take to get you drunk... they were damn tasty though, and i was plastered that night to say the least..

cocktail bars are just a recipe for disaster though

daveg

Mudslide & Strawberry dackeries & Pina Coladas & Mageritas..

Sorry abot the spelling... but I'm lying on the beach again... sigh

daveg

Originally posted by [-UK-]Wolf
Long Island Ice Tea. And not that many of them to get pissed usually a jug will do.

I made these all summer long in Bostron a few years back. Leathal cocktail as you can see from the recepit - 1/2 ounce Vodka - 1/2 ounce Gin - 1/2 ounce White Rum - 1/2 ounce - Cointreau - 1 ounce Lemon Juice - Top with Cola.

Amz

I like white russians and long island ice teas

Bard

Originally posted by sykeirl
Surfer on Acid!

Dunno if you're allowed post the recipe...are ya?

Why wouldn't you be?

Surfer on Acid:

1 shot pineapple juice
2 shot malibu
2 shot jagermeister

Shake with ice and strain into 5 shot glasses

Sounds good

Jaffa Cakes are nice too... simply 'cos they taste like the biscuit (n'yom!)

(1 part Cointreau, 1 part Tia Maria, 2 parts Cola topped with an orange wedge OR ... Tia Maria & O.J. ... mix to taste)

GuanYin

Originally posted by Bard
Why wouldn't you be?

I'm pretty sure that last year I saw a post detailing some evil drink concoction that incurred the wrath of a mod (not suggesting it was Monty for one second....)

catspring

santa monica boulevardes are soooooo good
deffinately the nicest i've ever tasted anyhoo
don't remember how many i drank, but was fairly drunk by the end of the night

ferdi

THE BILLIONAIRE:

take 1 half can dutch gold and add 1 half can budwiser.

my own invention.

Amz

You have expensive taste ferdi!

GuanYin

I saw someone mix Dutch Gold and Frosty Jack Cider.

It was a lovely memorial service after.....

Wolf

Originally posted by Amz
I like white russians and long island ice teas

Snap both of those are my favs. Handy that the long Island Ice teas are among the stongest as well tho

Amz

hehe don't I know it!

nyom!

BLITZ_Molloy

I tend to steer clear of cocktails because drink is fantastically expensive nowadays anyway so I'm not mad about wasting money on mixers.

If I was pushed I'd go for a white russian.

That billionaire one is hilarious.

cartman

A pint of Fat Frogs
i shot of vodka, half bottle of biccardi breezer(orange) and a half a wicked...
loevly to say the least but i wouldnt say ud get plastered on one

Amz

I thought a Fat Frog was a bottle of Blue WKD and a bottle of Pineapple bacardi breezer?

God I was so sick after drinkin that....

*shudder*

Although in hindsight it could have been the eight or so other drink I had consumed earlier in the night...

Nevyn

I prefer a Carabiean Iced tea
just switch the light run to dark ,

or a sloe comfy screw

sloe gin , suddy comfort voldak and organge juice

or a cofmy cream

baileys and Suddy

GuanYin

I learned a Fat Frog as:

1 Vodka
1 Southern Comfort
1 Blue Curacao
1 Melon Liquer
Apple Juice

but I suppose from my time served as a barman, I noticed a few variations on cocktail recipes (and alcohol measures) depending on who was doing it

Miguel_Sanchez

The Dude loves his caucasians.

Long Island Ice Teas are nice too though.

And some of them Oat Sodas.

Squall

Mermaids Orgasm

Tastes like a strawberry milkshake mmmmm
(with real strawberrys)

Dont know whats in it. Will try an find out.

Crucifix

I was told blue aftershock and orange juice was a fat frog.
I don't really drink cocktails, but I had bud mixed with smirrinoff Ice awhile ago, and that was nice.

The Sweeper

let me see... what do I like to drink...

Caesar_Bojangle

Long Island Ice Tea goes back so easy but they are not very potent tbh.

Has anyone had "Sex on the beach" with a "cock sucking cowboy"? I heard you feel quite peculiar afterwards?

Wolf

A Mike special!

Made by this guy called Mike (Hunter) that works in Tramp Co. FFS they are violent. Hes only allowed to serve 2 to any 1 person in 1 hour

Wolf

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
Long Island Ice Tea goes back so easy but they are not very potent tbh.

Its one of the cocktails with the most booze in it ? wtf?!?! Go back and read the eariler post giving the recipy.

amp

I don't do cocktails, cocktails do me.

Vaguely remember drinking a Zombie and my legs falling to sleep.

No wait, that's a Eddie Izzard sketch....

No... it's Billy Connolly...

Look I don't know, I normally just drink beer till it becomes to heavy to lift and then I switch to whiskey. Normally JD and Pepsi Max (coca cola in pubs, natch)

Sometimes, if I'm feeling adventurous (ie stupid) I'll have an After Shock or five. Blue or red, if I'm drinking them I don't care. I went through a Smirnoff Ice phase cause it's got barley water in it, but I became suspicious that after I'd drank it I'd be even thirstier.

I've tried many other strange drinks in my drinking career, but I've always gone back to my true loves Heiniken and JD...

hmmm... a Heiniken and JD cocktail. It's so insane it just might work...

To see this and other adventures in alchohol, why not attend the forthcoming Boards Beer Event in the White Horse on the 31st of May? Details on the Boards Events board, because you're worth it.

jonno

Duno where I came up with this one. Maybe I had it in a past life but I made myself a really nice one a few weeks ago with:

1 shot southie comfort
1 shot gin
1 shot malibu
mix with ice and OJ

Anybody know if there a name on this one or shall I name it myself:p

tman

long island ice teas are the daddy, no contest.

grasshoppers are pretty tasty, as are black russians (i think thats what it's called... a few shots of god knows what & some coke, topped off with a guinness head)

xx

Grasshoppers are the dogs dangley bits, they are fookin' ace! After that, White Russians, their black counterparts, Strawberry Daqeries, Blue Lagoons and Golden Frogs!

Shinji

Very fond of the old reliables - Long Island Iced Tea and White Russian.

Rather miffed that quite a few bars in the UK have started serving Long Island Smirnoff Iced Tea and not telling their bar staff the difference between that and a real Long Island Iced Tea... amateurs!

Japanese Slippers are nice too.

The trick with cocktails is to get into a free party serving them, and get yourself to the state where you're asking for "the pretty orange one" or "ooooh that one's blue I'll have one of those". Hurts like hell the morning after, but it's fun while it lasts!

smoke

White Russians are what i drink. I like fat frogs too though. I've only ever had them with the recipe sykeirl mentioned, except with no melon liquere and with citrus.

When I'm in the pub though and I get drunk, I usually start making my patented "Paul's marvelous medicine" which is basically a pint glass with a drop of every beer within arms reach in it, topped off with some blue WKD. (It tastes nice at the time!!).

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by amp
hmmm... a Heiniken and JD cocktail. It's so insane it just might work...

Why not try a heineken and a JD Dept charge...

Ingredients:

1 cool crisp pint of lurvly heineken..
1 shot glass filled with JD

Method:

Drop shot glass of JD into the pint of Heineken and then skull it
back..

yummy..


Now if yer really on the rip.. try it the other way around..

1 pint of JD and a shot of heineken..



Only mixers I use is Red bull to compliment my vodka.. yummy

Caesar_Bojangle

Wolfie, i know whats in them, i worked as barman last summer. But when i have the money i can drink a good 6 in one hour and tbh i dont get as much of a buzz off it as most people tend to.

Meh is the drinking mochine

DRakE

Originally posted by Squall
Mermaids Orgasm

Tastes like a strawberry milkshake mmmmm
(with real strawberrys)

Dont know whats in it. Will try an find out.

I think there might be some strawberry in it

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Fat frogs seem different in every pub... tho in galway it's always teh same.

Bacardi Breezer Orange
Smirnoff Ice
WKD Blue

€13.

You do get 2 pint glasses full tho

Doodee

Fruity O boils
Bacardi Breezer orange
double (or single) Vodka
Half can o redbull

Kablamo! (invented by a mate)
Green AfterShock
Jack Daniels


Teh Kablam makes u go crazy, few days in a mental institution, only to be drank when already drunk, worth it though

Mac daddy

here is one that i used to make while working in the bars

1- creme de banane
1- peach schnapps
1- bacardi
1- grenadine
and some cream mix it up, now you have the creamy leg opener
very nice it tast like a strawberry milkshake about two nomally does the job.

Mac daddy

here is another one it is quite pricey though

1 bottle of bulmers
1 shot of snapps in bulmers
west coast cooler,
a shot a creme de banane
mix it all up in a pint glass,bob's your uncle
rockettfuel

DerekD Goldfish

Mix balies and creme du monte
Sh*t in a grass

Antisocialiser

Sex on the beach - tastes lethal but you would need about 8 jugs to get airlocked
3 shots vodka
3 shots peach snapps
then fill the rest of the jug up with pure orange and cranberry juice