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Son's curiosity

  • 01-05-2003 10:41am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭


    A couple take their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy
    popcorn, the boy asks, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant"?
    "That's the elephant's trunk,dear," she replies. "No, Mom. Down
    underneath".
    The mother blushes and says, "Oh, that. That's nothing".
    The boy's father returns, and his mother goes off to get a soda. As soon
    as
    she leaves, the boy repeats his question. "That's the elephant's trunk,
    son", his father answers. "Dad,I know what a trunk is. What's the thing
    down
    there"? His father looks and says, "Oh, that's the elephant's penis".
    "Dad,"
    the boy says, "how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing"? His
    father sighs and cracks a little smile, "Son,I've spoiled that woman."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    nice one :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    funny :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭Thumper Long


    hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    brilliant absolutly brillian:D


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    It must have head head lights I seen it comming that early. Still funny none the less.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    ya well i didn't but then again im pretty fúckin slow!!!! lol

    very funny though.:D


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