Personal Problem

GuanYin · 29-04-2003 4:47pm #1

Of my many personal problems, the one I have come onto recentlty is one of the worst.

I really don't know where to turn to on this one, none of my friends will understand and I'm afraid that if it gets out in work, I may lose the respect of my colleagues.
I usually never have any feelings like this and really don't know what to do..

It all started a couple of nights ago when I realised that I didn't detest the new Christina Aguilera song, I then saw the video and found myself quite liking it. Now today, I've downloaded the Mp3.
I think I may actually like a Christina Aguilera song. Any advice would be helpful, I'm at my wits end....

Yours,

Worried.

koneko · 29-04-2003 4:48pm

People like you make me SICK.

Okie · 29-04-2003 4:56pm

Sorry sykeirl (if that is in fact your real name)

But there is no help available on the current market for your horrible complaint. Modern medicine has only come so far!

My suggestion: 2 quick succesive blows to the head with a large heavy object and call your G.P. in the morning. Should symptons persist, then it's off to the mines with you.....

Wolf · 29-04-2003 4:57pm

Kill yourself....or at least gouge your eyes out and cut off your ears and poor molten lead into the bloodly holes.

FFS

Amz · 29-04-2003 5:25pm

/me shuns sykeirl

neoB · 29-04-2003 6:27pm

Its all good

Just sit in this special chair, and in an hour I can get you back to normal. Hmm is 30 volts too high?

patch · 29-04-2003 6:34pm

Well I still think DiRRRRTTTTYYYYY is a very well realised peice of art. Once I even turned up the volume whilst I played it.

Mercury_Tilt · 29-04-2003 6:35pm

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suppafly · 29-04-2003 6:41pm

wtf! r u for real like! lol!

byte · 29-04-2003 6:41pm

Maybe, just maybe, you are a 13 year old girl and haven't realised?

Ask your GP.

Wolf · 29-04-2003 6:42pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Its a great song.

You dont have a problem.

You realise the Merc_Tilt just said you dont have a problem.

I think this calls for real help so. Ill need a hacksaw and a spoon.

Mercury_Tilt · 29-04-2003 6:51pm

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Wolf · 29-04-2003 6:54pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no
So, don't you bring me down today

nuff said :P

True, Nuff said

GuanYin · 29-04-2003 7:44pm

Its actually not that one "beautiful" its the new one... something about being stronger....

Wolf · 29-04-2003 7:46pm

...but you are weak....

Repli · 29-04-2003 8:11pm

Sigh
It's a good one alright..

TomTom · 29-04-2003 8:26pm

I liked the dirrty video.

Dalamar · 29-04-2003 8:35pm

Firstly, find a cd you like, then find some long lasting batteries and a discman. Then listen to it for 24 hours straight. Even in your sleep.

If that fails there's always shock therapy.

Amz · 29-04-2003 8:42pm

I dont like the look of her with the black hair in her new video....

Typedef · 29-04-2003 9:08pm

Now hold on...

her last song was crap... mostly because the video showned little to no cleavage.... but... based on that criteria...

"she's a genie in a bottle"... mmmmm

tv...

Caesar_Bojangle · 29-04-2003 9:12pm

Christina Aguilera vs Eamon de Valera would have been a good fight i reckon. Both are american, have a spanish father and were in ireland at some stage or another. All the qualities for a classic showdown.

check me

Tusky · 29-04-2003 9:34pm

I think i might actually like a christina aguilera song !

OMG MAN THE HAND OF "SER POP-ALOT" HAS YOU BY THE BOLLAX KILL YOURSELF RIGHT AWAY !

Petal · 29-04-2003 9:35pm

Yea, it isn't the sort of video you'd expect from your typical pop tart, but you got to appreciate the fact that she's trying to be different.. Maybe with a tame video like that you'll notice that she actually can sing unlike the others. J-lo's new video though, thats milking it alright..

Duffman · 29-04-2003 10:03pm

There is no hope for you.... From this day forward you shall be considered a teeniebopper....

You have sinned against music... and yourself....

Nemici · 30-04-2003 11:25am

get dressed
go out
buy the new cristina aguilera cd
come home
undress
break the cd in half
place each half in both your hands
wildly slash yourself until you finally come to your senses
get dressed
go out
return cd saying it it broken
you are cured (and for free)

simon_partridge · 30-04-2003 11:33am

I quite like the song too, as it goes. I'll probably look for it on a compilation album eventually along with Elton & Blue and that "da da da da da EVERYBODY..." song (whose artist escapes me) rather than wasting £3.99 on the single, but the principle is the same...

azezil · 30-04-2003 11:36am

i like christina aguilera - beautiful

Beruthiel · 30-04-2003 11:57am

Dear Worried

One word:

Lobotomy

and for mercie, I prescribe the same

As for azezil, he’s waaay past any help

signed
Dr. Beruthiel

:ninja:

azezil · 30-04-2003 11:58am

two hot guys kissing! who wouldn't like to see that!

super_canard · 30-04-2003 12:04pm

who is that chrisitan girl exactly?

mooman_00 · 30-04-2003 12:07pm

Originally posted by super_canard
who is that chrisitan girl exactly?

my homepage oooh baby

super_canard · 30-04-2003 12:11pm

not my type of girl then... too kylie - spice girl - britney - shakira lookalike really... :-)

Repli · 30-04-2003 12:11pm

Originally posted by super_canard
not my type of girl then... too kylie - spice girl - britney - shakira lookalike really... :-)

and the problem is???

super_canard · 30-04-2003 12:19pm

Just ain't my type...
Might even need a special thread like: who's ur type: shakira... britney..etc..? :-)

Wolf · 30-04-2003 12:39pm

Originally posted by azezil
two hot guys kissing! who wouldn't like to see that!

Is this some sort of trick question.

:eek:

Tusky · 30-04-2003 2:00pm

Originally posted by super_canard
not my type of girl then... too kylie - spice girl - britney - shakira lookalike really... :-)

how can som1 be a spice girl lookalike ! they are 5 girls who all look diferent ! :rolleyes:

Pigman II · 30-04-2003 2:02pm

Originally posted by azezil
two hot guys kissing! who wouldn't like to see that!

Graham Norton?

Doodee · 30-04-2003 4:24pm

Its a phase, like they said in fight club "your too old fat man, and your tits are too big!"

it happened to everyone under the age of 18 and with the brain pan of a Fish mongler with Avril Lavigne,
you'll be cured, just keep thinking your strange and dive threw your office from cubicle to cubicle holding the cd, eventually the risk of being caught will bring you to your senses, if u need a quicker released from her evil powers, go down to sound cellar, and buy.....some....Anathema

super_canard · 30-04-2003 4:34pm

Originally posted by Tusky
how can som1 be a spice girl lookalike ! they are 5 girls who all look diferent ! :rolleyes:

Meant slutty like... you know?

Typedef · 30-04-2003 4:42pm

Whatever keeps me happy sets you free.....

humm humm di dum humm hmm hmm

Monty - the one and only · 30-04-2003 6:59pm

I am not amused...

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