luigi witha the biga f***in head Some strong language so beware!!!

swalsh

one day an italian man brought his son, luigi, into a shoe shop in order to buy him a new pair for his communion.
a shop assistant approached the man and his son and asked if he could help in any way.
the man replied "yes, i woulda lika to geta shoes for my son luigi with the biga f***in head" and hits him a wallop across the head.
the shop assistant looks on in amazement while he asks the question"would you like black shoes or brown shoes?" the man replies" wella i woulda lika the black shoes buta luigi witha the biga f***in head woulda lika the brown" and hits his son a wallop across the head. the shop assistant didnt know what to do so he continued"would you like suede or leather?" the man answers"wella i woulda lika the sueda shoes but luigi witha the biga f***in head woulda lika the leather" and hits his son again a punch across the head.
the shop assistant is getting weary of this man but would not like to interfere in family business so he continues with "would he like loafers or lacers?" the man replies "wella i woulda lika the loafers but luigi witha the biga f***in head woulda lika the lacers" and before he could take a breath he hits luigi a full blown punch across the kisser. at this stage luigi is slipping in and out of consiousness and bleeding from every part of his head. the shop assistant thinks that this is enough and decides to intervene."why do you kepp hitting your son luigi even though he does have a particularily huge head?" the man replies"wella i willa tella you the story. about 15 years ago i meeta the beeaauuttiiffuull maria. shea hada the beautiful body, the perfect boobies and the tightest little pussy and alonga come luigi witha the biga ****ing heada".


A bit long but i thinka itsa very funny:D

GuanYin

Wow an oldie but a goodie.

I heard that when I was about 13 and thought it was the funniest joke ever...

nanook

ahhhhh goood god

i needed that

cheers

Acidflash

never heard that before

de5p0i1er

Heard that about five years ago, still funny though

hells angels

i had to read dthe last line twice before i copped on!!!:D

pickarooney

I'm confuzzled. Is the fact that he's Italian important to getting the joke?

JohnK

very funny
first time I've heard it too

swalsh

no it doesnt make a differance where they are from i just think that when you put on the italian accent and drag out the words it adds to the comedy factor.

jonno

Class, I loves it:D