Have you ever measured your johnson?

Evil Phil · 10-04-2003 10:43pm #1

I'm not looking for lenghts are anything. Just want to know if you have and, maybe, just maybe, how long (!) its been since you last measured.

Cake Fiend · 10-04-2003 10:47pm

A more interesting question may be whether any of the female readers have measured depth.

Rnger · 10-04-2003 10:51pm

Years ago, I was reading them Adrian Mole books. And at one stage he measures his wang. Well then I... Years ago.

woolymammoth · 10-04-2003 10:53pm

A more interesting question may be whether any of the female readers have measured depth.

i like the way you think!

as for the matter in hand... erm, i think most men have done that at some stage of their lives. i know i did.

ahh memories of puberty!

Riamfada · 11-04-2003 1:54am

Everyone has too. You need to know how big it is exactly so you can lie an put a few more inches on and still believe it yoreself! ......but then again I have a very large cohjona so its not my problem :P .

PS: Is its just me or has boards become filled with Male Anatomy

threads?

the Guru · 11-04-2003 11:29am

I would Think also that everyone has But ..........

Can you hang a wet towel from it

How many have tried that ??????:D

Space Coyote · 11-04-2003 12:40pm

Don't know about a wet towel but i can balance a tray of beers.

or was that a dream :ninja:

simon_partridge · 11-04-2003 1:48pm

Whenever anyone asks questions of this nature, I always wonder whether they are referring to the johnson in its erectile state or 'au naturel' - obviously a 1 inch man can become 7 inches in the flash of an eye.

I assume it's normally erectile, though special mention is sometimes accorded to people said to be 'hung like a donkey'...

Irish_Ranger_IR · 11-04-2003 2:09pm

Originally posted by the Guru
I would Think also that everyone has But ..........

Can you hang a wet towel from it

How many have tried that ??????:D

Not sure about a wet towel, but i have tryed a wet duffelcoat !!!!

bobsmith833 · 11-04-2003 2:12pm

Originally posted by simon_partridge
I assume it's normally erectile, though special mention is sometimes accorded to people said to be 'hung like a donkey'...

I understand Aston Villa footballer Dion Dublin is in that particular category. The following conversation is said to have taken place between Sir Alex Ferguson and Coventry chairman Bryan Richardson in 1996 -

Alex: What d'ya think o' Dion Dublin then?
Bryan: Oh yeah, nice lad, scoring some goals, settling in well..
Alex: Yeah yeah, never mind that, have ye' no' seen the size o' his willie?
Bryan: Actually I did catch a glimpse in the shower and it is indeed quite 'big'...

the Guru · 11-04-2003 2:14pm

Not sure about a wet towel, but i have tryed a wet duffelcoat !!!!

Wow be careful you dont break that bad boy

I must try that ....... Have to be careful of those elephant tusk buttons

rubadub · 11-04-2003 3:46pm

Originally posted by Irish_Ranger_IR
Not sure about a wet towel, but i have tryed a wet duffelcoat !!!!

wet duffelcoat with the fat drunken tramp still wearing it now thats impressive.

Blitzkrieger · 11-04-2003 11:42pm

I'd hesitate to put a number against it, because that just leads to comparing.

"I wonder if my johnson is longer that that salt shaker......"

Zukustious · 12-04-2003 12:03am

The smaller it is, the stronger when thought of density. A smaller schnoodle is more likely to hold a towel than a larger one which needs more blood.

CuLT · 12-04-2003 12:58pm

Yeah, cos the whole point of having a penis is to have somewhere to hang you're coat when you get nekkid :rolleyes: .

TomTom · 12-04-2003 6:30pm

Originally posted by Zukustious
The smaller it is, the stronger when thought of density. A smaller schnoodle is more likely to hold a towel than a larger one which needs more blood.

I remember when I got my first eriction I was rushed to hospital because I fainted, something to do with a lack of blood left during eriction.

Crucifix · 12-04-2003 10:30pm

So if you've got a headache, would getting an erection help it, or just take valuable blood from your arms and lungs?

Caesar_Bojangle · 13-04-2003 12:43pm

Yes i have, then i put the ruler back in my brothers pencil case.

Goes off to start thread "What colour is your pubic hair?".

btw i'm hung like a can of pepsi