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Another joke type thing

  • 19-05-2000 2:57pm
    #1
    Jak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭


    Hmmmm,


    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
    Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
    needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
    you
    as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to
    learn
    that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with
    my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
    Your Loving Husband.

    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a fax waiting for him that read
    as follows:

    Dear Husband, You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this
    letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
    Since you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18
    goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, don't wait up.


    JAK.


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