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Oldie but Goodie

  • 04-04-2003 11:35am
    #1
    Hobart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭


    This guy walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replied the bloke, You know I live by the railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in them movies. I went and cut her free and took her back to my place. "Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, doggy style,spoons, me on top, sometimes her on top.I was totally sh*gged out this morning!" "Fantastic," exclaimed the barman, "you lucky sod, did you get a bl*w job as well?"


    "No," he said "I never found her head."


Comments

  • #2
    Stark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,084 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    heard this one a few times before. Still good though!


  • #3
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    GG :)


  • #4
    Big Chief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    lol sick but funny :D


  • #5
    Sposs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    :D very funny!


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