Bush the Plank Iraq jokes

HFXOC · 03-04-2003 10:48am #1

"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells 'OIL.'

"Good news for Iraq. There's a 50 percent chance that President Bush will confuse it with Iran."

""President Bush found out something this week. Between the countries of Camaroone, Chile, Angola and Syria, Angola plays the best music when they put you on hold."

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A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called 'Books Not Bombs.' President Bush said, 'Why do you want to drop books on them?'" .

"Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher of Baghdad vs. the Butcher of the English language."

"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in emocracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida." .Jay Leno

"The state of Texas executed its third prison inmate
this week. This week.In fact, they don't even have a last meal anymore, now it's a buffet."

Tyrrial · 03-04-2003 12:21pm

hee hee, i like to laugh at the americans

SoundWave · 03-04-2003 12:34pm

you and the rest of the world tyrrial, americans... esp bush are pretty dumb *

* this is just my opinion

hells angels · 03-04-2003 12:55pm

lol good one...keep um comin!!!

Pugsley · 03-04-2003 4:27pm

The 1st ones brilliant

TomTom · 03-04-2003 4:49pm

Americas have to be embarrased by him.

Acidflash · 03-04-2003 6:23pm

Originally posted by HFXOC
"War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells 'OIL.'

"Good news for Iraq. There's a 50 percent chance that President Bush will confuse it with Iran."

lol

Bush the Plank Iraq jokes

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