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George W

  • 27-03-2003 11:32am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 355 ✭✭


    Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"
    And the Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
    Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people around meare really intelligent or not?"
    The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh, that's easy.
    You just ask them a riddle".
    Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says: "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
    So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen
    smiles at Tony and says: "Tony, answer me this, would you?
    Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and
    it's not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says: "Well, that would be me."
    The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!"
    So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to
    speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya?
    Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?
    Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure... lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney goes to all advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him.
    Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognizes Colin
    Powel's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him: "Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not you sister. Who is it?"
    Colin Powel flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's easy... it's me!"
    Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!"
    So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush:
    "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!"
    Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells
    right in Dick's face: "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    it's already been done..... sorry
    on the bright side though it still made me laugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭RED HORN


    lol very good


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