The Teacher's Gift

The Reaper

The Teacher's Gift

It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, '“'ll bet these are flowers!” The girl replied, “How did you know? “Just a lucky guess,” she said.


Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, “Just a lucky guess.'”


Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box's corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, “No.” She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, “A puppy!”

Tyrrial

ah..... i wish i had a puppy in a box.

The Reaper

if ur good enough you might get one!!!!!!;)

Pugsley

lol, nice1, poor teacher

exiztone

Heheh, I might do that to one of my teachers.

hells angels

lol good one punk...didnt see that one comin!!!..:D

de5p0i1er

Thats an old one, but a good one none the less.

hells angels

old or not it's still brilliant