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Little Billy On...grammar

  • 25-03-2003 5:17pm
    #1
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭


    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
    show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same
    sentence twice.

    First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
    bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
    Michael.

    "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

    The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly
    called on little BILLY.

    "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
    was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!"


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