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Rural love

  • 12-05-2000 1:35pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭


    > "We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening
    > horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent
    > that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat
    > race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping
    > willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene".
    > We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have
    > her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of
    > dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for
    > as
    > she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I
    > moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her".
    >
    > "Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind
    > and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced,
    > she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning
    > with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too
    > soon.
    >
    > As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing
    > climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment
    > we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too
    > quickly.
    >
    >
    > Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass".
    > "As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into
    > the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an
    > amorous
    > embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered
    > reassuringly how good she had been. She tenderly and sensuously
    > licked my inner ear then whispered "Baaa", then rejoined the flock".
    >
    >
    > An excerpt from the book
    >
    > "Being a Culchie" available in any good country bookshop


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    damn you ferg, i have to clean my keyboard now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    Well Eammo I heard you were a sucker for blondes, so no suprise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭H-K


    lol i thought he was on about a woman for a sec


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA, **** thats funny.

    John


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    That reminds me of that one about feeling yer one's t1ts and all this and in the end he's milkng a cow or something.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭Pretence


    FFS you nearly pulled the wool over my eyes there<boom boom> biggrin.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭2040


    Sico, i have that one somewhere -

    /me searches his harddrive


    I OwN j00!
    2040.gibworld.com


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭madyoke


    and I was getting excited there for a moment !!!!!

    {insert pic here}


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Lol

    Actually after the first line i skipped to the end to see if there was a point :P

    Honestly...


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