Ethel and her wheelchair

jonno

Heard this a while back but just after getting it in another mail.
LOL . . . . . . . . .



Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.

"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, maam."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Craggy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand.

"Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

John2002

fairly ancient but still brought a smile to my face.

Tyrrial

that ain't a pretty sight

TomTom

Another rehashed version of a good old joke.

Spunog UIE

heh heh,

Nice1 !

Gordon

Hoho very bad!

Reminds me, although I don't know why, of something that happened in england where motorists were using a road through a quiet suburbian housing estate as a detour for their busy roads. The residents were getting so annoyed with speeding cars that someone went out on the road with a hairdryer and pointed it a t motorists. Any speeding motorists slowed to the speed limit thinking he was an undercover cop with a speed radar. heh

hells angels

all i can say i.....SICK..:eek: