Top 10 things to say if caught asleep at your desk

BossArky · 10-05-2000 8:43am #1

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time
management course you made me go to last
month."

8. "Oh come on, gimme a break. The coffee machine
is broken..."

7. "Ohhh.. you must have thought I was sleeping...
I was just meditating on
our mission statement and envisioning a new
organizational paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool
resistance. We're good to go."

5. "Do you discriminate against people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to the
technical problem that's stumped our IT guys."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
Those fumes are strong! You
probably got here just in time!"

2. "Rascals! Someone must've put decaf in the pot!
Very funny, guys..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught

1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."

MiCr0 · 10-05-2000 8:50am

didn't u just post this twice?

BossArky · 10-05-2000 8:51am

yes, I fell asleep then posted it a second time when I woke up.

the celtic tiger · 10-05-2000 12:54pm

well done

tct

I'm a bicycle!!

In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Lump · 10-05-2000 5:30pm

HE HE, funny

John

Maximilian · 11-05-2000 1:30am

11. **** off I'm sleeping.

Is this spamming?

Maximilian · 12-05-2000 3:02am

No....

Maximilian · 12-05-2000 3:03am

...This is

Lump · 12-05-2000 5:26pm

YEA, you could stop now.

John

Sir Arthur Daley · 29-01-2014 11:01pm

They sold some amount of cars that year.

Capt'n Midnight · 29-01-2014 11:02pm

you can''t sleep at a desk

you need a good lie down

and for that you need a box of paperclips.

sprinkle them near the door of your office

lie down beside them and have a nap

if someone opens the door it will bump into you and wake you up, and then you're innocently picking up paperclips.