Frank and Betty

Chinafoot · 07-03-2003 4:31am #1

frank and betty are a middle-aged married couple. they're in their front room one evening and frank is watching tv while betty does the ironing. while watching tv frank is eating peanuts, he throws them up in the air and catches them in his mouth. when frank does it again betty says something to distract him and the peanut gets caught in his ear. he cant get it out and begins to panic. betty gets something sharp and tries poking it out but it hurts too much for frank.
suddenly betty has a brainwave. "our mary's in the back room watchin tv with her boyfriend. he's a smart lad. i'll go get him and see if he can help" so off she toddles and she walks into the backroom. the young couple jump apart, red-faced and flustered. betty fails to notice and explains the situation with john, who then follows her into the front room.
john has a look in franks ear and says "ok mr. murphy, on the count of three im going to stick my two fingers up ur nose and i want u to blow really hard, ok?" frank is a bit sceptical but agrees. so on three john sticks his 2 figers up franks nose and *pop* out comes the peanut. franks thanks john and off he goes back to mary. betty is delighted and sings his praises. she says to frank "ah isnt he a great lad......what do u reckon he'll be when he's older?" and frank replies........................
......."judging by the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law"