One of those Corny Jokes??

hussey

or is it?

> > Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
> >deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic
> >relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears.
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> >"We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed.
> >"Why?" gasped Declan.
> >"Daddy says that crabs are too common", she wailed. "He claims you
> >are a mere crab and a poor one at that and crabs are the lowest class
> >of crustacean... and that no daughter of his will marry someone who
> >can only walk sideways."
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> >Declan was shattered and scuttled sideways away into the darkness and
> >began to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.

> >That night the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from
> >far and wide, dancing and merry making But the Lobster Princess
> >refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side,
> >inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab
> >strode in! The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess
> >gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly,
> >painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the
> >floor....and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but
> >FORWARDS!!!! One crab claw after another!
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> >Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally
> >looked King Lobster in the eye.
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> >There was a deadly hush.
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> >Finally, Declan spoke.......
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> >"Jaysus, I'm locked"

Pugsley

rofl, good wan

jobonar

aint heard that one in a while but its v.good:D

hells angels

good 1 didnt see it comin at all...surprised yes!!!!:D

jonno

That's fuppin class. :D LOL :D

hells angels

still funny...:D