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Classic Comebacks!

  • 09-05-2000 10:49am
    #1
    BossArky
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,586 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
    thinks you're a fat slut.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking
    my ****.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to
    you in the back of my car...... I don't give a **** where
    you go.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your
    back.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me....... As long as you're still
    warm when I shove it up your ass.

    Male: Do you want to dance?
    Female: No!
    Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks
    fat in those pants.



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