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Garryowen Rugby Club

  • 18-02-2003 3:05pm
    #1
    Sposs
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    A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is
    looking for new
    talent in
    the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On
    watching a rugby match
    there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves
    to take him to
    Ireland to
    play for Garryowen. The youngster, dying to get
    out of his horrible
    existence, agrees.

    Back in Ireland that year Garryowen and their
    arch rivals Shannon are
    neck
    and neck at the top of the league table,
    entering into the last day
    of the
    season.

    To make matters more tense, they are playing
    each other in the last
    game.
    At 15 points each going into the last minute of
    the game the ball
    drops to
    Slavan, Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who
    runs past 3 Shannon
    players to score the winning try. Soon after
    there are wild
    celebrations as
    Garryowen celebrate their win.

    Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by the
    manager to guzzle back
    champagne back in the dressing room with the
    rest of the team . But
    before
    doing this, Slavan insists that he be able to
    ring his mother at home
    to
    tell her the good news.

    On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what
    mum, you won't
    believe what
    happened here today, we won the game and I
    scored the winning try and
    I'm a
    hero....."

    His mother interrupts ".....you selfish
    ba*tard", she says "you are
    always
    thinking of yourself. Do you have any idea what
    happened to us today.
    Your
    father has been killed, your sister was taken
    away from us and given
    a good
    seeing to, and our house has been burnt to the
    ground!".

    "But Mum, your not being fair. You're acting as
    if all this was my
    fault",
    says Slavan.

    You're damn right it is", she replies. "It was
    your fu*kin' idea for
    us to
    move to Limerick....!!!"



    Sorry if this has already been posted :)


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