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My top Five Women -- and buffy doesn't make the cut, hmmmm

  • 29-04-2000 4:31pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭


    1. Jennifer Connolly:

    I will forever pay hommage to this woman.
    name anyone who hasn't seen Labyrinth, i ask you is she not the most beautiful piece of eh emmm work of art that u have ever seen.
    she deserves me so much, cuz shes been a good girl, altho not for much longer hehe, wink wink.


    2. Charlize Theron:

    A fairly new girl on da scene but still scintilatingly beautiful, and she will be mine, oh yes she will be mine u know shes only meant for mighty "Joe" young, hehe, tis me, wooohoooooooo, scooooooorrrrrrre


    3. Alyssa Milano:

    for those of you who have not yet been treated to this sirens charms then simply check out Network two every tuesday at 7pm, shes the cute sister with the great big ...bits. and shes only georgeous oh yeah
    its called charmed and her name is Phoebe, not that i watch it. errrr, emmm


    4. B'elanna Torres:

    simply imagine the animal cavortational ameniable activities you could have with her. i mean shed prolly rip ya in two half way through, hehe oh yeah bring it on, a real woman oh yeah. wink.gif


    5. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio:

    scintilating performances in the abyss and robin hood prince of thieves have earned this woman a place on my coveted list. a deserved one yes, but will she last long, for buffy is quickly eating at her heels........


    Well 'nuff said

    enjoy dreaming about my women lads.

    smile.gif

    Wyverne


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Sometimes I wish I could have seven wives.


    .....But then I'd have seven mother-in-laws


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Bik


    What about

    1.Shannon Elizabeth

    The girl who played the Czech chick in American Pie.

    2. Penelope Cruz

    Spanish actress babe.

    As for Elizabeth Masterantoniowhatever

    The tide wouldn't take her out!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Originally posted by Bik:
    As for Elizabeth Masterantoniowhatever

    The tide wouldn't take her out!!!

    I would.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    warning: large image ahead.

    After seeing the front page of Ireland on Sunday, I've taken a liking to Lorraine Keane eek.gif

    Since the ireland on sunday site has no photos, here's a scan. Its of crap quality since newsprint is sh1te for scanning.

    lorraine1.jpg

    om nyom... looking good cool.gif

    - Munch
    - Visit The Fortress
    SoF Clan site


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Whoopa Whoopa, I'd like a piece of that.


    John


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan



    i wouldnt touch anyone whod have any of you lot.
    so thats 99.9% of the worlds women safe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Bik


    Lorraine Keane?!

    Are you taking mind altering drugs?
    Of all the women you coud choose, you assault us with
    an oversized pic. of this gunner eyed self publicist bimbo!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    She's not the top of the list, but its just that i was cutting up about 40 copies of Ireland on Sunday at work and there she was on the front page... you have to admit its a "nice" picture. eek.gif

    [This message has been edited by Stephen (edited 01-05-2000).]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Originally posted by WhiteWashMan:

    i wouldnt touch anyone whod have any of you lot.
    so thats 99.9% of the worlds women safe

    What's .1% of 3 Billion (probably not exact but hey some of the people here aren't choosy smile.gif)

    Still loads to go round. :P



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭OSiriS


    3 billion eh?
    So you must be into little girls as well hobbes considering aboit .03% of those are under 14 years old tongue.gif

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    *psssfff* Even if it was 1 Billion statistics state there should be someone for everyone. :P

    And what is .03% of .1% ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9 Bik


    I'd give one to Grainne Seoige from TV3 news.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Hmmm. .1% of 3 billion = 3 million - 80% for old, young, fat and ugly leavues us with:
    600,000 voluptous females!
    ...but I want MORE!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Why aim so high, I'd give this burd that works in statoil where I work a good seeing to. Munch will know who I'm talking about.

    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    No worries Lump, I'd be happy to give you a good seing to.

    And I'm surprised someone hasn't suggested Charlie Dimmock... with all the dodgy females being posted on here...

    Lorraine Keane... ehhhh!

    Kegs.


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