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Sex & Booze............

  • 02-04-1999 7:13pm
    #1
    adra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭


    If your going out boozing this weekend and intend to pull, read this first!!!
    A recent report by the depot of health said right that, when drunk, 1 in 7 young person have unsafe sex!..(christ i was never that lucky): one in five have had sex that they later regretted: and one in ten found that they ere unable to remember if they ahd sex at all!!!!...(stupid eejits..like how could u forget???)

    guess it orange juice all round then eh???



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  • #2
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    This of course implies that:

    6 out of 7 washed their feet with their socks on....

    4 out of 5 had mad passionate sex that they never regretted for an instant....

    and 9 out of 10 _did_ remember having sex.

    So, do you want anything with that orange juice? Hmm.... what mixes with orange juice? Peach schnapps goes with orange squash, but I dunno what you put with orange juice....

    Mata ne!
    Rob



  • #3
    adra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭adra


    vodka

    vodka + orange juice = screwdriver

    not that i'd no or anything smile.gif

    Adra smile.gif


  • #4
    SeP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    shes right too hehe

    wan shinj tongue.gif


  • #5
    elexes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    agreeing with sep and adra ear and screwdrivers are nice . but id prefear safe sx for the moment dont want little e's running around the place


  • #6
    adra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭adra


    hello



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  • #7
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Ah feic - I saw the topic and thought you were offering sad.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)


  • #8
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    I always thought there was other stuff in a Screwdriver as well, but that's just me, cos I never looked into it, cos I don't like 'em... :/

    Mata ne!
    Shin-chan


  • #9
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    bump.jpg?1253161436


  • #10
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Why?


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Is it just me or do quite a lot of threads in AH today have an ellipsis in the title?



    Sex & Booze............

    .. but Ryanair wants to give Ireland jobs!!

    The guards are absolute f**kin....Gents

    Couch to 5km running...arrrgh!


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  • #12
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Why?

    Why not?


  • #13
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Stop fcuking with history!


  • #14
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Zombie thread sent back to hell


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