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Caption Time. #2

  • 29-04-2000 12:14pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭


    i have a shoe on my hand.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    "Call that a script? Thats a shoe. THIS is a script."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    "See, I'm completly modular!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    "My guns is bigger'n yours"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    "Seargeant, i really think it was unwise of you to bring an uzi to this meeting, will discuss this later"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    "Wheres Monica, and what time did she say????"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    "ya know im'a jus gonna whip out ma weapon and kill all these god-damn american people"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    "New shoes, oohhhhhhhhhhhh"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    is that really how communists is spelt?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    bill-so, which community do you represent.
    other guy-national rifle association


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Bill: "So that junior black officer over there... you giving it to her? Gowan you are arent you....


    Two cops top right:
    "Must........not.......look........at........president!"


    Cop top right: "Gosh gee, wait till I get back to Twin Peaks to tell Dale and the rest about this! wooee!"


    DeV

    [This message has been edited by DeVore (edited 29-04-2000).]


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  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Bill: "See that scrap of dog **** wot I stood in on the way here and tried to wipe off... thats your mum that is..."

    DeV.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    "I have a shoe, look"
    "Yes, very good Mr President"

    DeV.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    Bill:"emmm why am i here again?"

    Bill:"Im bored, you got any hash on you?"


    [This message has been edited by Take it (edited 29-04-2000).]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Zapper


    Strange..i used to be able to get my foot right behind my head....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    Bill:"Guess what colour socks im wearing gwan guess gwan"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Bill:......and you can still see some of the blood after I stamped on his head....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    bill: "You startin on me, ya little ****. C'mon"

    Cop: "No chill man"

    Bill: "I got a ****in gun here, you want a piece o me"

    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Bill: Ahhhh im in enough trouble with that Monica incident sooooo we better keep last night on the Hush-Hush wink.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    keep last night on the Hush-puppies more like smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    politics_mdf71625.jpg



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Bill: Do you come here often?

    Lunacy Abounds! Play GLminesweeper!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭spod


    bill "It's too oran*** for crows, it's just for me and my dog. woof woof woof woof."

    cop guy "eh, I'ill be your dog mr. president sir."

    in unison "woof woof boogy woogy boogy woog we all adora kiaora"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Bll: Hur hur, ah got a concealed weapon, if ya know what ah mean, huh hur...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭bubbles


    I'll trade you this shoe for a go of your cigar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭damo


    Bill: wow imagine if someone took a photograph of this, and a group of nerds started adding captions to it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Did I hear that correctly? Damo just called himself a nerd? biggrin.gif



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    Ya, but it WAS the best one yet! smile.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    "I have a shoe, look"
    "Yes, very good Mr President"

    THE WINNER IMO

    i read me ubbcodepage
      yes, very good Mark


    I'm on the INTURNET!

    u can email me too freak@eircom.net


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Take it


    Bill: "Daddy or Chips?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    IMO spod's "kiaora" caption takes it biggrin.gif

    I am inflatible !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    LOL, at spods. "I'll be your dog" I don't even want to think about that one. uggggg

    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    If u want to see more captions added to pictures

    go to

    http://www.theforce.net

    then go to the humour section

    there pretty funny smile.gif


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Cop:
    So is that cigar thing really true?
    Bill:
    That ain't nuthin' on the stuff the press didn't find out... Hillary didn't divorce me, did she??? wink.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 9,586 Mod ✭✭✭✭BossArky


    Clinton whispers to Policeman:

    "Hey chief, no-one will suspect me with my new James Bond shoes with their secret AK 47 holding compartment, fairly shiny too, eh?...Just watch these innocent citizens take it!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    "someone just told me that i'm getting charged and this was just a coverstory..."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    BILL: "Hey, after this, can we go to a store so I can get some coolots to go with my new shoes?"

    BUT, the best one was KALI's......

    "Call that a script? Thats a shoe. THIS is a script."

    PURE BRILLIANCE!


    tct

    eek.gif



    I'm a bicycle!!


    In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭LoLth


    Bill: "OK, now Mon. would usually help me with this but you'll get the general idea...."


    cop:

    "mr president, It's great you met Sting and I'm sure that tantric stuff was great but now's not the time for a demo...."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    "Can I buy you a drink after this do? Hilary's away so I've got the house to myself!"

    tct

    eek.gif



    I'm a bicycle!!


    In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭Gamblor


    Bill : Hilary, you didn't shave this morning did u ?

    Cop: I'm not Hilary !

    Bill : stop playing games with me hilary, mind you if you want to dress like a man that's fine with me

    Cop: list I'm not Hilary

    * Then we have the stares in the pic !*

    ***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    cop: well.... i know it LOOKS like alsatian, but the texture, the flavour and the little grainy brown bits can mean only one thing mr president: poodle


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    What?
    I'm afraid you'll have to explain that one to me.

    tct

    eek.gif

    I'm a bicycle!!


    In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Dog sh1te biggrin.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Goddamn i wish i wasnt wearing any pants right about now !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,265 ✭✭✭MiCr0


    "hey do you know what impeached means?"


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