"So, anyway, if you get stuck girls you can always talk about BSE"

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Yes, this is QUOTESLAND.

hehe. our teachers are so funny (agree/disagree?)

Mr. Conway: "No, not sex, i'm sick of it.."
Fio: "Are you male??!!??"
Mr. Conway: "No, no...."

hehehe

Nothing, what else should i tell them?

how about "I draw big apparatuses!!!" hehehehhehe

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Also funny is my friend Paul:

"What's an orgy?"
"What's an orgasm?"
"Women can masturbate too?!?"
"Some people are born with penises. Everybody else is just deformed."

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also by Paul (non-CTYI):

"Kick her in the nuts!"
"Yop!"

By Niall (Non-CTYI):

"Move and I die!"

Why is there a Mr. Conway in every school? It's scary!

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hey,did emma ever tell u about the love thing mr. conway talked about?it goes as follows:"love is like a loaf of bread,it's hot when you toast it."
it really makes you wonder what he and ms. nlan really get up to.

qwidgyboo-boo

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Ben Carter at IOI '98 (really loudly waiting in the canteen)

'Oh, i thought we were getting service here.'

Duncan 'disorderly', also IOI '98 (completely out of the blue)

'Do you get Lesbian sheep, i wonder...?'

Ill post all the rest later.

>M<

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in assembly with mr. lynch(vice-principal):

"i'm a big woman"(talking about smoking)and

"we'll hump the school rules"(also about smoking)

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by qwidgybo:
hey,did emma ever tell u about the love thing mr. conway talked about?it goes as follows:"love is like a loaf of bread,it's hot when you toast it."
it really makes you wonder what he and ms. nlan really get up to.

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Indeed.. he also said other stuff when i was there too:

"I'd be really cheesed off too if i discovered I was a granny!..."

There's always Mr. Rossiter to consider though:

(ah the joys of language...)

"Try something feminine, The Skirt is MINE!"
"I've a german class and a french class, which do i prefare, which do i enter?"

hehe. i've a full journal somewhere...

oh and the also now infamous

"TB, it's kinda bad for you..."



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Right!
Rory the RA -
"F3ck with me and I'll f3ck you twice as hard back"

A friend who shall remain nameless (not paul oddly enough) -
"So... Blonde girls would have blonde pubes right? Ugh! That's sick!"

A guy in my year -
"I need some help gettin it up" (re: Wages)

Poor sweet Anne-
"Shove it up your fanny!"

My art teacher-
"Blow harder Eoin! HARDER!" (I'll leave this up to the imagination)

My Science teacher-
"And so they were able to find there way!" (wrapping up a lecture on Bartons pendulum which went ever so slightly off topic...)

Well! G'night!

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"You've got the laziest tongue I've ever seen."
-my flute teacher

"We're going to have to work on your tongueing."
-my flute teacher

"Keep your prepubescent mating rituals to yourselves."
-my irish teacher

"All subjects have their own language."
-my maths teacher, beginning his usual rant about how we must learn the meaning of words and the origin of the words and and and and

aghh I have loads of these and I can't remember ANY now

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Jess (talkuing about pretending to kiss)
"Laura, we'll do it."
(in response to various reactions)"No, it's okay, she's my cousin!"

ok.to explain.i was showing how what i did was entirely without romantic connotations whatsoever,not that i'm incestuous

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stacy the big bimbo and general pain in the @rse in science class:
"but miss, where would we get blood from?"

friggin idiot.

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Ditzy Blonde underpants-notwearing Zara - "Does spelling matter?"
Ditzy Blonde French Teacher - "No, not really"
Ruairi - "But it's multiple choice, A B C or D"

made me laugh. well, me and everyone else.

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often heard in my pooter class "i can't sir it's too hard!"

person in religion "it's alright miss i'm coming now"

person in french class (in french)"i go to sleep at 11"
frech teacher"but where d'you go to sleep?"
person"in bed. i would've thought that obvious"
f.t"not everyone goes to bed to sleep"

person in moosic class"i always have vaseline in my music case"
me"why?"
person"helps you work the instrument better"

apparently i've the dirtiest mind in my class. i don't think so.

deirdre

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Oooh! A new one! Just now in life-saving, my friend Karen was dragging me along by the chin and the teacherguy said,
"Watch the chest, that's lovely."

Hahahaha,

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gads i've just realised how farbehind i am in the posts scheme of things.
like i'm behind carolan for gods sakes! and she's from limerick!

i'm just going to hafta build up to kates level (117 posts).

i'm so embarrassed

carolan- "jerome went ofh"

hahahahaha
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Yeah. on what deirdre said, i noticed that me and ian (ian and i) have stopped posting as much (well, more me). we used to single handedly support this thing and now we're online more than ever! weird huh? Now my mighty 2 hundred and something posts have widdled away to a pathetic 2 hundred and something posts. mock me not... i shall be avenged!

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I'm back... and needless to say you never really noticed (or cared) that I was gone from your lives. And even needlessier... uh.... that's a word.... to say, I'll be annoying you all more than ever with stupid sh|t like this.

iMP }:>

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wuhoo!!

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awwwwwwww dont worry we did miss you-well i did.nice to have you back

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Yay, people love me!

iMP }:>

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bert-'ernie,why do you have that banana in
your ear?'

ernie-'to keep the alligators away'

bert-'ernie,there are no alligators on sesame
street!'

ernie-'works pretty good,doesn't it,bert?'

an exerpt from my extremely funny sesame street book.i wish i saw that episode
sigh,
qwidgybo

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"It doesn't come under pressure" - Roommate whose name I have temporarily forgotten

"Stop grabbing me. Grab Kate's chest instead"
- Morgan, who didn't even mean it that way

-Ruairi

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"so you'd sign against tax, but not against human rights?!"

"James! I mean Eoin!" (Repeat constantly throughout day to much embarrassment)

And of course, the cover of Trivial Pursuit "Genus Edition".

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Pepsi's old slogan ("Join in with Pepsi's Generation Next" or something similar) was translated into Chinese as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead".

A few years ago Toyota launched their new Avensis model. They were surprised to see that in one year only four Avensis' had been sold in Mexico, so they commissioned an external company to find out what went wrong. After millions of dollars wasted and almost a year's researching, they hadn't foun out until a helpful customer informed the company that Avensis is a Spanish word for "will not go".

A brand of Chocoloate biscuits was launched in Germany called "Crap"

A brand of refreshing, energy drink (basically Lucozade) was launched in Italy with the name "Sweat"

They both flopped.

iMP }:>
Where do I get this sh|t?

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hmmmmm on the topic of roomates whose names you forget-did muireann ever post anything???if not please do we're all nice people promise

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muireann never posts-she's just a 'lurker'.
so she is.

qwidgybo

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Irish Mist had terrible problems selling their beer in germany and didn't realise why until they were told that 'mist' in german means 'ship'.
so it does.

qwidgybo

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and when i say 'ship' i don't mean a large boat.
so i dont.

qwidgybo

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There was a brand of chocolate bar over here called "plop". I bought one out of curiosity. My friend didn't like them, but I thought they were ok.

On a completely different note: Cow tipping is fun!

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hmmmmmm
cow tipping,ye say

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"Ruairi, if you ever become a rapist..."
Fiona, I think

"I've thought long and hard..." - the person assumed to be my little brother

"Eamon *obviously* wants it..."
English Teacher

"Where were you two?" - Ruairi to Kate & Chloe
"Ooh, I have pictures!" - Kate

"I usually try to make it hard for people... but it just doesn't work on him" - Kate, on Peter Moynihan

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hmmmmm on the topic of quotes the 6th years in my school were asked yesterday to submit a quote or something for the yearbook and that it should be something that reflects ourselves and something on which we can look back upon with pride in later years.one girl wanted to say "sex on the television doesnt hurt-unless you fall off" and the teachers wont let her say it.another wanted to say that "the perfect marriage is between a blind wife and a deaf husband",also not allowed cos it is discriminatory.also not allowed was "grow your own dope-plant a man".however in previous years-before our school amalgated,things such as "hitler was a gas man give him his jews" and "no woman no fry" were allowed.but because we are girls we have to be ladylike and make no mention of men sex or alcohol!!!its not fair

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I decided to write down all the dodgy stuff Kate said on the phone:

1. And then there was the cat. He *had* 2 testicles...

2. Re: The Mike Specter IncidentDid the cat say no? I *don't* think so.

3. I really should describe her to you... some time I can see her face.

4. -I'm going to put you on to the cat now
-miaow
-shes gone all shy now. she wont talk

5. it's really really good to stretch that way

-Ruairi

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bout someone from our musical
Jill:"maybe they just *act* gay,like the way amy always acts like a lesbian"
Amy:"i don't act like a lesbian"
i look down at my leg
Me:"em,amy,any particular reason you are stroking my thigh"

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Adam's Mum (talking about his brother Rob to me) : "You'd enjoy Rob..."

at which point me and his sister both burst into laughter....

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(gay)

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(gay)

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(homosexual)
(and not in the good way)

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hey jerome-how original

at least you put a bit of imagination into your reply,ruairi.

well anywho,
stuff!

qwidgybo

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(boredom)

smiles

Hows this for a quote for you -- Kate (to my breasts):

"I've got one of those!!!"

and later (to her own):

"I got this one in Pennys!"




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here's a great quote!

"so,gay porn,anyway!"
-my fiend christina

here's another one:
"i can't help it,it just comes naturally"
-someone on their constant flirting

qwidgybo the mystical druid of yore

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mahotée:
I actually checked last night, and it turns out I have three of them, but I got two of them ages ago, and I had forgotten about them. And the one I was talking about isn't actually quite like the other ones. But I like it anyway.

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hmmmmm

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ramblings in the supposedly advanced maths class i'm in:

"one sheep plus one sheep equals two sheep,not two sheep squared"

hmmmmmmmm

qwidgybo

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mr. conway to a ho in my class:
"i'll refer you if you don't move your....................legs outta my class now!"

qwidgybo the.........aah fe<k it,just qwidgybo