I liked it so much i had to post it

nanook · 04-02-2003 10:05am #1

Like always, if it has been posted before i have to say sorry.

A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is looking for new talent
in the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On watching a rugby match
there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves to take him to
Ireland to play for Garryowen. The youngster, dying to get out of his
horrible existence, agrees. Back in Ireland that year Garryowen and
their arch rivals Shannon are neck and neck at the top of the league
table, entering into the last day of the season. To make matters more
tense, they are playing each other in the last game. At 15 points each
going into the last minute of the game the ball drops to Slavan,
Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who runs past 3 Shannon players to
score the winning try. Soon after there are wild celebrations as
Garryowen celebrate their win. Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by
the manager to guzzle back champagne back in the dressing room with the
rest of the team. But before doing this, Slavan insists that he be able
to ring his mother at home to tell her the good news.

On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what mum, you won't believe
what happened here today, we won the game and I scored the winning try
and I'm a hero....." His mother interrupts ".....you selfish ba*tard",
she says "you are always thinking of yourself. Do you have any idea what
happened to us today. Your father has been killed, your sister was taken
away from us and given a good seeing to, and our house has been burnt to
the ground!". "But Mum, your not being fair. You're acting as if all
this was my fault", says Slavan. You're damn right it is", she replies.
"It was your fu*kin' idea for us to move to Limerick....!!!"

SoundWave · 04-02-2003 10:17am

its funny cause its true.

Carbiens · 04-02-2003 1:00pm

Originally posted by robc
its funny cause its true.

what he said

JohnK · 04-02-2003 2:57pm

lol

tis a good one

woosaysdan · 04-02-2003 3:23pm

heard it b4 but they moved to liverpool!!! its classic though

Dempsey · 04-02-2003 5:06pm

Thats a good joke.

*NemesiS* · 05-02-2003 12:21am

class

davelerave · 05-02-2003 1:58am

snip

Shiminay · 05-02-2003 9:25am

davelerave, you're new, so I suggest you read the rules.

I've banned 4 people already this week for abusive comments like yours, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you're new.

Dempsey · 05-02-2003 1:02pm

what did he say?

nanook · 05-02-2003 1:33pm

ok i am seeing two replies to this but when i look at it there is no replies, anyone know what is going on,

davelerave · 06-02-2003 1:33am

i wasn't abusive

nanook · 06-02-2003 1:24pm

yea
what did you say, pm if you like,

Just remember Kharn has to make a call on his boards, if you feel it is the wrong call take it up with him, but at the end of the day he looks after this and he is fair.

nanook · 06-02-2003 6:02pm

i cant see the replies here, is there somthing wrong with the views or something

davelerave · 07-02-2003 12:50am

i just said i thought the joke was pat***ic maybe i shouldnt have,i have since read the sticky and apparently you must rate a joke instead of calling it crap which i suppose in a civilised forum is fair enogh,anyway no offence

nanook · 07-02-2003 5:17pm

why oh why do i have to keep posting to be able to read the posts

AdMMM · 10-02-2003 2:43pm

ROFL

bozzie · 10-02-2003 10:25pm

lo
good joke
and yeah it was posted here b4 but that was back in like sept

anyhow good un

I liked it so much i had to post it

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