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The Bear Truth

  • 26-04-2000 7:26am
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    BossArky
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    Frank was excited about his new rifle. So,he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have sex."Frank decided to bend over. Even through he was sore for two weeks, he soon recovered and vowed revenge.He headed out on another trip. He found that black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a giant grizzly bear. The grizzly bear said: " That was a huge mistake, you've got two choices: I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought that it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before he returned to hunting. He found the giant grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge. There was then a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a huge polar bear. The polar bear said: " Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"


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