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Black Metal Avril...

  • 23-01-2003 11:39am
    #1
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    fccbe24c.jpg
    I figured it deserved its own thread! So...


Comments

  • #2
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    hehehe

    avri lavigne - ****ing hostile :D


  • #3
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Hahaha!
    Clearly gets both thumbs up from me.
    She should be holding an axe though.


  • #4
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by AngelWhore
    She should be holding an axe though.
    With her neck? Id be happy with that! :D
    Great pic btw.


  • #5
    Drunk pirate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    It gets worse...:rolleyes:


  • #6
    Chada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 408 ✭✭Chada


    She looks like a cross between kiss and some crazy man-0-war fan...:p check out that bullet belt :D ( nuthin against manowar btw)


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  • #7
    xx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭xx


    Dear God, what next...


  • #8
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Me thinks underwater hairdryers and such!!:D


  • #9
    Darkillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 351 ✭✭Darkillion


    did you edit the pic?


  • #10
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by Darkillion
    did you edit the pic?
    Nope... thats a fully 100% genuine picture. ;)


  • #11
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Here's some REAL Black Metal warriors:

    http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/images/immortalsonsofnortherndarkness.jpg

    That has to be the coolest album cover in existance!

    But Avril really needs to work on it...
    She needs to have a totally grim and serious expression.
    Also, she is not holding an Axe, Mace, or Sword.
    And what's with the blonde hair? Clearly a no-no.


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  • #12
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    LOL... I remember seeing some text beneath that picture in Metal Hammer in one issue and it said "Clean you drains missus?!". I nearly wet myself with laughter.


  • #13
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Actualy, there was an interview with Abbath in Hammer not so long ago, and they asked him if waving a plastic sword around was an honest way to make a living. "**** you! Are swords are ****ing STEEL!"

    I pissed my hole tbh.


  • #14
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by AngelWhore
    Actualy, there was an interview with Abbath in Hammer not so long ago, and they asked him if waving a plastic sword around was an honest way to make a living. "**** you! Are swords are ****ing STEEL!"

    I pissed my hole tbh.
    Yeah thats the same article I seen that picture in. God that reporter was a dumbass!


  • #15
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I find most of Metal Hammer to be complete fools.

    I remember they asked Nile if Ross Robinson wanted to produce their next album, would they want him to? And Karl said "Who is he and why should we care?"

    :D


  • #16
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Yeah... I thought that was hilarious too. That issue was actually quite good. Arch Enemy, Iced Earth, Paradise Lost, Cathedral etc. were in that issue. Plus a Slayer poster. You love Slayer don't you AW?! :p


  • #17
    catspring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭catspring


    there's all like bubbles and stuff in the background, what the hell is that all about!?! :rolleyes:


  • #18
    Drunk pirate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    It's obviously Photo shopped. Look at her make up. It's smudgey. And her lips. The Burzum logo looks pasted because of the two colour schemes and her bullet belt isn't going all the way around her hips. Fake


  • #19
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    After closer inspection I agree its fake aswell, look in the bottom left of it, at the far left of the belt, it cuts through her hip, that gotta hurt. And the logo's black backround is slightly darker than the shirt, you can see a clear square where the logo was smacked on, face paint looks fine to me tho, except the black ring around her mouth, that looks a bit naff.


  • #20
    FreaK_BrutheR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    Ive an mp3 of avril doing System of a Down's Chop Seuy. Its ****in hilarious it is!


  • #21
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    good god of course it's photoshopped...

    you actually thought it was real?


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  • #22
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by Mordeth
    good god of course it's photoshopped...

    you actually thought it was real?
    LOL... thats what I was thinking too. I was being sarcastic when I said that it was a 100% genuine photo.


  • #23
    Darkillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 351 ✭✭Darkillion


    its very obvious looking


  • #24
    domeara01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭domeara01


    well i dunno but doesnt she look like that guy out of kidd.
    gene simmons


  • #25
    domeara01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭domeara01


    it actually does get worse,
    i got a version of her doing Chopsuey on acoustic. it is just funny.


  • #26
    Placebo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,070 ✭✭✭Placebo


    waste of time , edit it properly .


  • #27
    fisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    I wouldnt put it past the pop (sorry PUNK Avril) marketing machine to get her to dress up like this some day to appeal to the gene simmons generation. They might sell one or two more records to one or two more dumbasses.


  • #28
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    DONT INSULT ME MY CALLING AVRIL A PUNK! im not a punk but dats my name! NO INSULTS!


  • #29
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    kool pic pornapster! its well done suits her better 2 and i agree with angelwhore she needs dat axe-Kiss!


  • #30
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by fisty
    I wouldnt put it past the pop (sorry PUNK Avril) marketing machine to get her to dress up like this some day to appeal to the gene simmons generation. They might sell one or two more records to one or two more dumbasses.

    Despite the fact that it has exactly 'nothing' do to with Gene Simmons and/or Kiss...?


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  • #31
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    THE MASK FROM KISS!


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