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farmer

  • 22-01-2003 5:38pm
    #1
    domeara01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭


    a farmer is driving his car down the road at about 60-70 and he hits a pig.

    so he gets out of the car and sees the pig lying on its back and screaming its head off with the pain.

    so the farmer callls a pig farmer and tells him what happened and asks what should he do.

    the pig farmer instructs him to put him out of his misery and so the farmer does.

    he rings the pig farmer back and asks "what should i do with his bike?"

    classic


Comments

  • #2
    SoundWave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    gotta love it


  • #3
    Runfree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    worst version I have heard for this one yet.

    It is suppose to be that his head gets stuck in the bulbar of his jeep and he shoots it with a shotgun. The farmer isn't suppose to be a farmer but is suppose to be a new apprentice. ah well im too lazy to explain the joke properly.

    TELL A GOOD JOKE SOME1!!!


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