Battle of the towns in the derry, antrim and tyrone area.

Mr_Roger_Bongos

I woudl liek to hear from all teh boarders in the local area to hear why they have the bet town.

For example, "COOKSTOWN rocks!" would not be a good example (even though it does!)

PLus reasons such as "We have one of teh biggest sheep markets in northern ireland" does not count.

After about a week, ill come back AND CAST ALL YOU SINFUL OTHER TOWNNIE SCUM BACK TO THE HOLES U CAME FROM , WITH TEH ULTIMATE REASONS WHY COOKSTOWN IS LETHAL!!

Mercury_Tilt

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Mr_Roger_Bongos

EUUUU! tennis ball bossoms, nothing more disgusting. Well as long as were talking about regulation size tennis balls, slightly bigger though would be acceptable, if round and plump.

Does mercury tilt go to teh academy? if so, what year? ot have you left the world of education to further your existence on a higher plain of understanding?

Mercury_Tilt

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Mr_Roger_Bongos

Nah, i go to st.marys in magherafelt, the old convent. Funnily enough i have also recieved an odd boloxing over the years, generally for acting the clown, but it was all worth it.

Me and my m8 were just talking about canning (due to an angry economics teacher who threatened it). Were in upper sixth now, but he was sayin that if teachers uld still use the cane, i would have had to leave school for trauma to the body, or brain damage!

How'd u get to be moderator then? u play cs or some other non cs game? (counter-strike)?

I think i might have limited intial postings to about 4, or did i just read that realy quickly before posting the thread?

kingconor

Magherafelt has its good points; Brysons....well thats about it really!
Cookstown has Mc Donalds, an excellent music shop and the Burnavon, oh aye its in tyrone too!
So I think Cookstown wins!

Chada

hmm jim i just noticed ure lack of 2stars uner yer name......u n00b

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Two syllables
Spam-OR, this is you.

Sterile Fish

randalstown is the bes, y? cos i live there lol! i r teh win (or sumthin ghey liek that)

Manakin

My left sock is, in fact, slightly cleaner, than my right one.

Chada

Well i live on the verge of toome...and indeed it does suck proverbial ass...and 4 da record both my socks are soakin from damn snow. Godamn education board

Sterile Fish

my socks have holes in them
my feet are cold, and my big toe is pointing out on my left foot
think i will go change them, lol

pauldeehan

All towns suck ass. Though Magherafelt does have the redeemable feature of me living there and if you drop by Mary's on Friday I'll be signing autographs (One for every JD and coke I'm bought).

Plus, McDonalds is NOT a good thing. Matt's Pizza in Magherafelt, however, is.

Sterile Fish

pff! matts pizza is tame!! randalstown has teh (joint) best in dependant pizza place in the whole of northern ireland, Thee Pizza rocks!! it is on a par with Pizza the action in Antrim, but other than that....go randalstown! no one will ever truly know how much randalstown rocks, y? bcos u dont live here mwahahah!! (probly for the berst that) the night life is ****, but other than that we are great!

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Cookstown = Most lefalist pizza (which can be bought over the counter) in all teh land.

Sterile Fish

Cookstown = Most lefalist pizza (which can be bought over the counter) in all teh land.

says the man who has never been to randalstown, and has probably not sampled Thee Pizza or PIzza The Action, if you try all the pizzas in the land, then say cookstown is the best, i might be convinced, but untill then dont make false claims

kingconor

Why go to randalstown? It full of dir'y an'rim pe'ers! Lighten up sterile fish!

Mr_Roger_Bongos

Due to my astronomic size, would this not indicate that i have been to all the pizza places in the land,

Except of course randalstown, buts that because i waasnt allowed in, without my rabies shot!