words With New Meanings

the Guru

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit)
Karmageddon: Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the literature.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

hedgetrimmer

a quote from a friend

Sqouzen: to have been previously squeezed

And if you want to throw in a collective term, here's one of mine

a SPREAD of slappers

Pugsley

Girafiti, rofl!

JohnK

lol