One for the ladies!

LegacyUser · 11-01-2003 2:36pm #1

Hi
i am 17 year old guy,

i used to suffer with a disorder as a child and
that made me miss out on some of the stuff you "learn"
growing up..

i only finally got my problem fixed up after many operations,
i would prefer not to disclose,
anyways!,

i have meet this girl now i really like and would love to be with,

only here is my REALLY embarrasing problem,
how do i kiss a girl properly,
as in you know shift her :-)

I am WAY to embarrased to talk to my m8s about this one.
because its something i probably should know..
and i probably do know as i have been with a few girls but like i was always asking myself am i shifting her right! :-(

like i want to know , proper action..
gotta be more then just sticking tonuge in her mouth.. :-)

can you post your replys about how a guy should properly shift a girl,
cause i really wanna be with this girl,
and im scared to in case she loses all respect for me,
cause i cant even kiss her right :-(

Hopefully with your help i can ,learn properly ;-)
and stop been scared.

Anyways thanks,

Gordon · 11-01-2003 2:55pm

Jee! To be honest everyone does it differently, I would just pucker up and see where your feelings go. Don't open your mout like a chick waiting for feeding time, see how her lips feel against yours, feel how soft her breath is on your chin and kiss her on her lips.

That is all, no big technological puzzle to be fit together hastily without a manual.

/edit - Hang on, wtf do you mean by "shifting"?

Mercury_Tilt · 11-01-2003 3:09pm

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Victor · 11-01-2003 6:44pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Dont shove your tongue down her throat. Dont have your mouth so wide you could swallow her face(known as a hoover). If you want to get fancy nibble/bite on her lips.

When he says bite, he means very gently, nibble is a better word. Gently sucking on one of her lips or licking (but not quite "slurping") it can work also. Then again its all down to individual style and preference, but I don’t have the right words to describe it.

Mercury_Tilt · 11-01-2003 8:42pm

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^CwAzY^ · 11-01-2003 8:49pm

I think you should master basic kissing before you move onto nibbling hehe

As was already said, everybody has their own style and don't feel nervous because everyone does it differently.

Mercury_Tilt · 11-01-2003 8:52pm

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^CwAzY^ · 11-01-2003 8:54pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Can you expand upon this basic training please?

Should he slap an "L" plate on his forehead while hes at it? And not exceed 40 mph?

Um where did I say the words 'basic training' once in my post? I meant if it's his first time kissing maybe he should actually KISS her and become confident in that before he starts biting her.

Mercury_Tilt · 11-01-2003 9:34pm

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po0k · 11-01-2003 10:51pm

like the previous posts said, just go with the flow. you;ll know what to do when it "happens".
Might even be a bit of an anti climax if you build it up in your mind too much before hand.
Oh, and make sure you're both sitting comfortably, possibly slouching over one aother or her on your lap.
This is as mcuh for her benefit as your own.
The creak in the neck is a right bitch in the morning.

Play with her

Oh, and once you've gotten into the swing of things, get al self concious about where is appropriate to put your hands...

chernobyl · 12-01-2003 12:32am

Some lower lip sucking...
omg, if they could package that sensation.

Nevyn · 12-01-2003 11:40am

Just be careful not to drool.

DapperGent · 12-01-2003 12:05pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Thats a fair point. I reckon though if he bit her all over and then gave her a small peck. She'd be more impressed.

I remember a girl who had that approach to blowjobs. I wasn't impressed.

WhiteWashMan · 12-01-2003 3:11pm

hmmm, i may have to put this up as the saddest thread ever, except this whole forum is full of them.
im not sure which is the saddest really.

get a life instead of sitting on the internet and asking stupid questions.

monument · 12-01-2003 4:20pm

Originally posted by Gordon
/edit - Hang on, wtf do you mean by "shifting"?

"shifting" what I had first known it as is French kissing, I think now its just any kind of kissing.

I have all ways thought it was a silly name, however in parts of Dublin I know the word "meet" was used for the same meaning and that must beat "shifting" for silliness???

^CwAzY^ · 12-01-2003 4:23pm

If someone asked me to 'meet' a person I would be tempted to approach them and say "Hello, nice to meet you".
Don't even get me started on the word 'shift' heh.

Mewzel · 12-01-2003 5:08pm

You cant really be given advice on how to be a "good" kisser cause everyones idea of a good kisser is different.
as said, just relax

Caesar_Bojangle · 12-01-2003 8:44pm

Dont shove your tongue down her throat

I have a long lizard like tongue so i could probably tickle her tonsils if i really tried, freaky.

Hey man you are worried about kissing, nothing to it just dont leave all your slobber over her chin and nose and you'll be grand. I'm usually worried about the will i/wont i get a knee in nads from feeling her arze or her two soft fleshy milk-secreting glandular organs, thats what you should be doing too.

Gavin · 12-01-2003 8:51pm

Three steps to being the ultimate in the kissing arena.

1)Get a photo of WWM. ( available at your nearest know your nerd website)

2)Glue it to the mirror

3) Every morning, Kiss the photo. Ensure no drool leaves the photo at all. Practise for as many days as it takes for the photo to wrinke into a prune state. Then. And only then. You are ready.

Go forth ! And don't suck or blow.

Gav

The_Bullman · 12-01-2003 8:56pm

just practice with your sister

if you don't have one your mother will do

stormkeeper · 13-01-2003 3:20am

Originally posted by The_Bullman
just practice with your sister

if you don't have one your mother will do

:eek:

BEAT · 13-01-2003 4:14am

from a lady,
dont think about it or you will screw up. go with your feelings...when the moment is right do what you feel everything will fall into place.
Dont 'try' to do anything that doesnt cme naural. You will come into your own before you know it

goodluck

oh, i have dated 4 biters in my time and it really is unpleasant if you get carried away, ie. split swollen lip, ouch!
bites in other places can be nice when the occasion calls for it, but bites on the lips, I dunno I agree with a lite nibble, almost tease biting if your into that

domeara01 · 23-01-2003 11:52am

[funny the first time round I thought - Gordon]

tman · 24-01-2003 3:11pm

Originally posted by satansdaman
you gotta get some pepto bismol into your life man.

somebody ban that guy

DriftingRain · 29-01-2003 4:28am

If you have a best friend that is a girl that would swear to never tell the girl you like ask her to practice with you! What ever you do swallow your won spit and don't cover her whole mouth like a horse, girls hate that. Best to use your lips then let the tongue follow.

Caesar_Bojangle · 29-01-2003 7:51pm

girls hate that

women will like what he tells them to like

Sterile Fish · 01-02-2003 6:09pm

going back to biting lips, dont over do it, i did and ended up making her lip swell up...and i dont know how, but managed to give a lovebite style mark on her tit...lol. not advised, she was a bit pissed at me for ages, but realyl amn, dont worry about it, i was a bit older than some people before my first kiss, but i didnt really care, just kiss her watever way feels good for you, cos usually if you like it then she will too, hope that helps!

AngelAine · 01-02-2003 8:52pm

Aswell as all that a kiss is something that changes over time, you pick up little tips. The more at ease you are with yourself and her the better...That way if you do bite her lip at least you can laugh about it...Happened to me ( I was on the biting end) and he just laughed...and he loves me doing it to him now!

One for the ladies!

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