Woman Vs Men

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 3:14pm #1

i would just like some clarification of the modern woman

has any woman u know ever been unfaitful. (even a little kiss)
it's just every one i know has.(pysical appearence/flings)

and yet us men get persucuted when all yee woman are hypocrits.

two sets of rules
the ones for men
and the none for woman.

Wook · 10-01-2003 3:28pm

just been dumped were you ?

xx · 10-01-2003 3:30pm

Neither men nor women can be trusted. They cheat, but for different reasons!

Beruthiel · 10-01-2003 3:30pm

and yet us men get persucuted when all yee woman are hypocrits

get over yourself

Gordon · 10-01-2003 3:33pm

"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go..."

Oh, hang on... what's that song that trolls sing?

xx · 10-01-2003 3:34pm

la la la la la la.....oh no, thats the smurfs, init?

elexes · 10-01-2003 3:35pm

ive very strong views on this subject which i have built up over time . basicly it comes down to this no matter how mutch you know anyone just when you think you can always trust them . they will let you down . all they need is the right time and situation

girls are likly to cheat on u just the same as guys its part of nature . but i do think that guys are more willing to forgive then a girl is

xx · 10-01-2003 3:38pm

Not so sure about that elexes, guys are beginning to experiment in huffing and histronics lately. I know of a friend of mine who had a total hissy fit with his (ex) girlfriend in december cuz she snogged some guy at a 21st.

DapperGent · 10-01-2003 3:39pm

quote:

Originally posted by Gordon
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go..."

Oh, hang on... what's that song that trolls sing?

I don't think they have one. The Dwarf one is

"Gold gold gold
Gold gold gold...."

theres a
Gold gold gold at some point but I'm not sure where it goes.

As for the original poster whoever dumped you, you deserved it.

[Edit] Gordons quote [/EDIT]

xx · 10-01-2003 3:43pm

Pinkpig, I think its the Personal Issues forum you need if you're looking for a bit of the ol' sympathy. To my knowledge, After Hours is devoid of it.

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 3:48pm

haven't been dumped / never have been

it just seems so unfair on how men are looked upon.
contemplating different approach to the whole relationship front.

get over myself?
this is a discussion not a look for sympathy.

maybe i'm coming of age and disapointed with the realization that there is no fairy tail romances with hundreds of kids , but a cold bite of reality that nothing is forever and no-one is forever.

watched too many movies me thinks.

xx · 10-01-2003 3:53pm

That was intense. What age are you by the way?

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 3:55pm

late twenties

xx · 10-01-2003 4:00pm

Thats alright then, thats about the age when total cynicism towards relationships kicks in. What you're going through is perfectly understandable.

Thanx 4 The Fish · 10-01-2003 4:01pm

Originally posted by Gordon
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go..."

Oh, hang on... what's that song that trolls sing?

Not sure what they sing could be

As sung by the actors from the 10th Kingdom who portrayed members of our royal family:

Dawnn Lewis as Blabberwort -

We are Trolls,

Trolls will make you feel alright

Trolls will stay with you all through the night

It's my turn and I don't know what to say

(From the tenth kingdom)

I know that this is sang of them.

To the tune of be my guest from Beauty and the Beast

\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role
Egoboo can be nice
Get your fix at any price
You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!

Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
S****** at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
Stress and fear, jealous rage
Let them be your guiding gauge
Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers

Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.

Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
(ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
Put their legs between their tails
And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated

When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
(or, "a-ass-ho-o-o-ole!")

^CwAzY^ · 10-01-2003 4:01pm

I think women cheat a lot more. I heard 1 in 5 women cheat on their partner at some stage in their life but the percentages for men are much lower.

xx · 10-01-2003 4:05pm

Men just do the cheating on a much bigger scale. Where women will snog your best mate, a guy will shag a girls entire family...its all relative really.

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 4:07pm

thems very true words xx.

but thats just testosterone.
whats womans excuse?

xx · 10-01-2003 4:14pm

Womens excuse is.....erm......too much freedom. They should be oppressed again, beaten and locked in the shed for a couple of generations. That'll fix them. 'course if that was the case, when they got out again, all the men would be gay!!!!

*the above was a joke for anyone who is not in a good mood today*

Womens excuse, there is none, I'd say. In my experience, any time I've cheated (I'll come clean and admit that I did), the other person involved just seemed more interesting/sexy/funny etc. than my 'partner' at the time. Alkomahol has a lot to answer for though.

But, in broad terms, we are an animal and our most basic desire is to reproduce. So basically, none of us can help ourselves!!!!

WhiteWashMan · 10-01-2003 4:15pm

Originally posted by pinkpig
late twenties

hahahahahahaha.

early teens more like it.

elexes · 10-01-2003 4:17pm

Originally posted by xx
Men just do the cheating on a much bigger scale. Where women will snog your best mate, a guy will shag a girls entire family...its all relative really.

wouldnt that be down to trust tho . if my brother ever shagged my gf i would rip him to bits . but i do know a x of mine was very scared that i would be with her sister . i never was . but her sister in the past was with some of her bf's and she was with some of her's . nice the respect ppl have for there own blood

i also know one girl that after her x split up with her she ( well cut the long story short ) married his dad

koneko · 10-01-2003 4:18pm

Methinks Pinkpig will die a horrible lonely death.

If he can pre-judge an entire sex like that, he truly deserves to be alone. With an attitude like that, no decent woman would go near you.

^CwAzY^ · 10-01-2003 4:18pm

Originally posted by elexes
wouldnt that be down to trust tho . if my brother ever shagged my gf i would rip him to bits . but i do know a x of mine was very scared that i would be with her sister . i never was . but her sister in the past was with some of her bf's and she was with some of her's . nice the respect ppl have for there own blood

i also know one girl that after her x split up with her she ( well cut the long story short ) married his dad

Dude you should go on oprah

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 4:19pm

O stop WhiteWashMan wooooohooooo my sides are bursting.
god that was one funny reply

deep breath, deep breath.

you should be in show business.

xx · 10-01-2003 4:20pm

Its gas elexes, I was just thinking about that. Why are people so paranoid that either their brother or sister will run off with their boyfriend or girlfriend???

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 4:24pm

i guess.
low self esteem. or that just there bro or sis are a better person or better looking

xx · 10-01-2003 4:27pm

Yeah, more opportunity too, since you would bring your partner back to your gaff which may give your bro or sis more time to get to know them. Simple solution to that though, move out!

Just thought of something - Coronation Street and Eastenders promote sleeping around. Have you ever seen the amount of bedhopping on those programs?

WhiteWashMan · 10-01-2003 4:30pm

Originally posted by pinkpig
O stop WhiteWashMan wooooohooooo my sides are bursting.
god that was one funny reply

deep breath, deep breath.

you should be in show business.

i would say its funyn you should mention that, but lets face it, its not humourous at all.

bit like yourself really.

xx · 10-01-2003 4:32pm

Come on folks, its friday, give it a break! Kiss and make up....but I'll have to find out if this constitutes cheating first!

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 4:39pm

whitewash man

my apologies.

xx · 10-01-2003 4:40pm

Thats the spirit!!!!!

xx · 10-01-2003 4:41pm

Oh no, hold on, kissing and making up does in fact constitute cheating.....hmmmmm.....houston, we have a problem here

pinkpig · 10-01-2003 4:47pm

well f**k that for a game of soldiers

what about touching??????

DapperGent · 10-01-2003 4:56pm

Originally posted by xx
Womens excuse is.....erm......too much freedom. They should be oppressed again, beaten and locked in the shed for a couple of generations. That'll fix them. 'course if that was the case, when they got out again, all the men would be gay!!!!

*the above was a joke for anyone who is not in a good mood today*

Not in a good mood today? Oh I get ya. *Wink wink* eh? *Nudge nudge*

elexes · 10-01-2003 5:02pm

opera na... wouldnt like that .. im going to write a book ( and get somone to spell chk it ) then go onto gerry .. sure me and my bro have a deal on this very subject ...

Sangre · 10-01-2003 7:44pm

Originally posted by xx
Men just do the cheating on a much bigger scale. Where women will snog your best mate, a guy will shag a girls entire family...its all relative really.

LoL I hope no pun was intended, btw this is a Personal Issues thread tbh, come here if you want to be demeend(spelling?) and humiliated as WWman so kindly demonstrated

TellyBingo · 18-01-2003 1:08am

3 words: Men are better

Woman Vs Men

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