3 really good ones for Big Chief!!

jscully · 07-01-2003 1:00pm #1

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was crap but the Reception was Brilliant.

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."

Runfree · 07-01-2003 1:25pm

can i just ask why did you post them for Big chief??

funny jokes though(small bit stupid but got a laugh)

jscully · 07-01-2003 1:33pm

My initial answer was going to be "because I wanted to bring some happiness and joy to his otherwise, meaningless, depressing and pointless life"

...but having reconsidered my position and the fact that it is a new year, or a new beginning, I am trying to offer him my hand in friendship. I am willing to forgive and forget the miserable attitude he has brought to this board over the past couple of days. I want him to laugh and be merry!! Gay even?

hussey · 07-01-2003 1:42pm

Sounds like tommy cooper??

jscully · 07-01-2003 1:47pm

not anymore!

Runfree · 07-01-2003 1:48pm

Thats fair enough. Big Chief aint a bad man though(from what I know anyways).

I don't have a problem with any of the people on the boards except muppets that just ruin a Thread.

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 2:01pm

Originally posted by Runfree
can i just ask why did you post them for Big chief??

my sentiments exactly

maybe cause he ran out of topic titles after creating another 15 threads or so already? :rolleyes:

jscully · 07-01-2003 2:04pm

you wanted jokes, you got jokes!

Runfree · 07-01-2003 2:18pm

Originally posted by Big Chief
my sentiments exactly

maybe cause he ran out of topic titles after creating another 15 threads or so already? :rolleyes:

:eek: No Way :eek:

Would any-one be like that :rolleyes:

Ah well nutin you can do about it. So do you approve of the jokes btw, think jscully would like to know this as he posted them for you supposably.

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 2:27pm

Originally posted by jscully
you wanted jokes, you got jokes!

you care to point me in theyre direction?

and why didnt you just put all of them in the one thread with a title of "jokes" ?

or is that to simple :rolleyes:

hussey · 07-01-2003 2:40pm

maybe it was to rack up his post tally .. he has 12 a day avg!!

most of the jokes are variations of e-mails that have been out for ages .. so are alot of mine though

jscully · 07-01-2003 2:42pm

Hey Big Chief, who learned you how to spoke proper england?
.... or Who taught you how to speak english?

Examples:
you care to point me in theyre direction?
....Would you care to point me in their direction?

or is that to simple
....or is that too simple?

and why didnt you just put all of them in the one thread with a title of "jokes" ?
.....because I know that you have the attention span of a gold fish and if I didn't break them down into smaller groups, it would frighten you off!

You really are such a miserable moaning bas***d! I'll send you some links on how to commit suicide!! It's just a suggestion! In fact, you could photograph it and leave a suicide note asking someone to post the picture here on the board. I'm sure that it would give us all a good laugh! Cheer us up no end!!!!! Well, me anyway!

PS. For legal reasons, that last paragraph was one big sarcastic joke! In fact, I'm falling more and more in love with you everyday! You can be my Big Chief anyday! You can call me Never Funny!

hussey · 07-01-2003 2:51pm

Oh shut up will you, we live in d world of e-mail and txt msg's here not grammer school. Not everyone cares about which way they spell 'their'.

and how do you know he has attention of a goldfish? do you know him personally??

or is just cause he thinks your jokes are really bad?

jscully · 07-01-2003 2:57pm

I'm sensing some bad vibes here!! Maybe, I'm wrong???
My monitor is giving off a lot of negative waves!!
Can't we all just get along? Group hug!!!!!!!!!!

To answer the Hussey ...

and how do you know he has attention of a goldfish?
He told me, but he has probably forgotten that already!

do you know him personally??
Yes, we're lovers!!

or is just cause he thinks your jokes are really bad?
What gave you that idea?

Bard · 07-01-2003 2:58pm

Originally posted by jscully
Hey Big Chief, who learned you how to spoke proper england?
.... or Who taught you how to speak english?

Examples:
you care to point me in theyre direction?
....Would you care to point me in their direction?

or is that to simple
....or is that too simple?

Correcting people's grammar and spelling on the Internet isn't very big or clever.

I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and annoy others, that you summon all your might, and resist. You are a preposterously depraved imbecile and a narcissistic, Internet-addicted failure to endure the scrutiny of those with distinction.

(In case you take offence... this last paragraph was brought to you with thanks to InsultMonger)

jscully · 07-01-2003 3:01pm

Thou fawning base-court bum-bailey!!

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 3:04pm

lol

yes ill go commit suicide now, goodbye cruel world! :rolleyes:

you say i have an attitude problem, yet your going about calling me names on most threads and telling me to commit suicide, all because as hussey said, i think mosta the stuff you've posted here is indeed drivel with the exception of maybe one post.

I however did imply that i thought you were a child, is that what "yanked your chain" ?

keep going as your actually starting to amuse me now, and what would have been a boring day at work is actually a half decent flame, although would be nice to get a more intellectual flame rather that insinuating "how i have a sex life with sheep / my parents had a exceptional hatred for me when i was born / telling me to commit suicide / and so forth"

g'wan, rack up your post count some more by posting more sh|te

Runfree · 07-01-2003 3:06pm

Originally posted by Bard
Correcting people's grammar and spelling on the Internet isn't very big or clever.

I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and annoy others, that you summon all your might, and resist. You are a preposterously depraved imbecile and a narcissistic, Internet-addicted failure to endure the scrutiny of those with distinction.

(In case you take offence... this last paragraph was brought to you with thanks to InsultMonger)

Very well said Bard.

Thats a pretty cool web-site btw.

Note for jscully

btw = by the way

just incase you thought it was necessary to correct me. then again i can't spell.

jscully · 07-01-2003 3:07pm

Big Mac and Fries please Big Chief! And a large Coke!!

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 3:11pm

Bard · 07-01-2003 3:13pm

Originally posted by Runfree
Very well said Bard.

Who asked you? You belligerent, all-befouling orgy of indecency! May you be afflicted with plagues, famines and much pestilence, kissed by the front of a speeding train and dragged through a collection of pus-ridden rats by a demented pig.

jscully · 07-01-2003 3:17pm

Well said narmstrong!!!!
We've got them on the run now!!!!!!!

Run away!!......run away!.......

Runfree · 07-01-2003 3:20pm

Originally posted by Bard
Who asked you? You belligerent, all-befouling orgy of indecency! May you be afflicted with plagues, famines and much pestilence, kissed by the front of a speeding train and dragged through a collection of pus-ridden rats by a demented pig.

How did you know I was all that from just that reply???

pretty amazing

Big Chief · 07-01-2003 3:34pm

Originally posted by Big Chief
1/5 odds on that if a mod checked the "ip:logged" for all 3 of you they would match to the same ip...

or maybe theres just a new influx of these "jokes" being brung to the "humour" board, pity as this used to be a half decent place to lighten the mood in work and there was usually a good few jokes posted daily..

not this dribble that has been appearing the past few days though..

Runfree · 07-01-2003 3:39pm

Good point there Chief.

There is way too much messing on this forum. then again load of the forums now are being taken over by muppets.

Help us all!!!

Think we can have sumthing done for this.

hussey · 07-01-2003 3:46pm

Originally posted by Big Chief

Originally posted by Big Chief
1/5 odds on that if a mod checked the "ip:logged" for all 3 of you they would match to the same ip...

or maybe theres just a new influx of these "jokes" being brung to the "humour" board, pity as this used to be a half decent place to lighten the mood in work and there was usually a good few jokes posted daily..

not this dribble that has been appearing the past few days though..

the words : nail,hit and head spring to mind

jscully · 07-01-2003 3:48pm

Where have you freaks been for most of the day?

Runfree · 07-01-2003 3:52pm

Originally posted by jscully
Where have you freaks been for most of the day?

Well I have spend most my day in work.
But browsing http://www.boards.ie

Posted over 25 posts today thats how bored I am. Telesales is so BORING!!!

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Don1 · 08-01-2003 1:09pm

Me thinks this thread is drifting slightly off-course! Maybe t'would be better if the two of you just pmd abuse to each other instead of getting all huffy and cloggin' threads with meaningless, immature, time-wasting tripe.:mad: That goes to a lot of other people too........STOP POSTING RUBBISH!!!!!

Okay I know I have occasionly partaken in a bit of good-humoured banter but this is ridiculous!

3 really good ones for Big Chief!!

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