Some Onion Humour [Sexual Content - this warning okay for u STaN^ ? ]

yellum

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html

HerrLipp

good old onion. I think this one will always be the classic though:

Church group offers homosexual new life in the closet
http://www.theonion.com/onion3407/churchhomosexual.html

STaN

may want to put a warning on the topic

STaN

hehe just got the joke....


incase u didnt get it:

he was denying he was gay

Typedef

http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3849/savage3849.html

mmm trolling.

oeNeo

"I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?"

Ahhhh roffle.

Gordon

Hahaaa, thats very funny!

Cake Fiend

Slightly more adult humour...

HerrLipp

true :-)
It's always been my belief that queers can be the worst homophobes.