things i hate about People(but i'm a nice person...really)

ozt9vdujny3srf

Things I hate about everybody.....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 5 Euro to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Big Chief

LMAO absouloute class

although im a huge fan of sarcasm so..

but especially burst out laughing at this one
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13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

the rest were all good to, apart from the bus one cause ive done that on quite a few occasions, youll usually find that more than 1 bus comes to that stop

Runfree

roflmao

Absolutly brilliant.

think i seen somthing like them before. not all of them though. must say this one is much better

ozt9vdujny3srf

yer i thought it was pretty funneh, ur probly right bout the bus one, but hey, y not:P

rymus

that mcdonalds one is mcbrilliant!

-RaY-

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 5 Euro to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

ROFL i was literally rolling on the floor with laughter

Lump

HE HE HE, gave me a luagh on a sunday morning



John

Pugsley

Their al so true, especially the cinima and McTosser one

ironbrew

i believe you just copied and pasted hem off a site i was on once, because they are the excact same, ah well thanx fro bringing them to the boards!

ozt9vdujny3srf

lol not claiming it was my own work to be fair, got it from another forum, but tis funneh

ironbrew

ohhh theres no doubting that!

p.s im also a really nice person!

ozt9vdujny3srf

gah, u always see the worst in ppl :P

ahh well, can't win em all

superconor

i believe you just copied and pasted hem off a site i was on once, because they are the excact same, ah well thanx fro bringing them to the boards!

dwaine dont be such a turdburgler.....

ironbrew

aww conor stop bullying me!!!

STaN

ironbrew =spoil sport tbh

brilliant post though TruckledUncivil

JohnK

lol so true

ironbrew

yeh i am a spoil sport, "tbh"???????

Neil3030

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


Genious.

Hunter-FLUID

ROFLMAO.... class stuff...

superconor

yeh i am a spoil sport, "tbh"???????

tbh - to be honest
tsk, amateur.....

class post yeh

ironbrew

alrite then conor i can't know all the stuf on this site

irishman_abroad

nice:)