mother and father

GoneShootin · 20-12-2002 12:24am #1

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'"

Pugsley · 20-12-2002 12:52am

Revenge is sweet

TomTom · 20-12-2002 11:41am

bit of a silly joke

Sangre · 20-12-2002 1:09pm

I dont really get it?

Please explain it to me like im George W. Bush

Gordon · 20-12-2002 1:13pm

Originally posted by Sangre

Please explain it to me like im George W. Bush

Ok, here goes.

"Laugh Mr. President, you don't need to put your go-to-war hat on in this situation. Just laugh."

Sangre · 21-12-2002 3:21pm

Okay...... now try explaining it to me like a person who doesnt get the joke.

Runfree · 21-12-2002 3:50pm

What is there to get. Mother of six children father of four children easy as that

Lenny · 21-12-2002 4:42pm

hehe, made me giggle

ozt9vdujny3srf · 21-12-2002 4:51pm

variation of the joke but:

2 brothers are having a fight

Brother 1: Your Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Brother 2: my ma's ur ma ye bleedin eejit
Brother 1: Oh, shoite, Your daaaaaaaaaaa then
Brother 2: Don't know him

mother and father

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