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Christmas poem

John2002 · 2002-12-19 12:05:37

He laid her on the table So white, clean and bare His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, And then, drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside, All was dark and murky. He rubbed…

19-12-2002 12:05pm

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John2002

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He laid her on the table
So white, clean and bare
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms......

And then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the first to wish your dirty little
mind a Merry Christmas!

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#2 19-12-2002 12:34pm

JohnK

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lol

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#3 19-12-2002 2:02pm

Mad_Patrick

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At this stage I think it would be more of a surprize to actually realise at the end that it is indeed dirty.

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#4 19-12-2002 2:08pm

John2002

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Originally posted by Mad_Patrick
At this stage I think it would be more of a surprize to actually realise at the end that it is indeed dirty.

You're right.

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#5 19-12-2002 2:38pm

TomTom

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Those type of jokes are getting a bit to common

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