Best Irishman Joke EVER!!!

Runfree

Place your Best Irishman Joke here. Then we have a vote later to see who wins

Runfree

well here is mine hope u like it:

Three guys, one Irishman, one Englishman, and one Scotsman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total," says the Genie.

The Scotsman says, I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will someday be one too. I want all the oceans to be full of fish for all eternity. So, with a wave of the Genie's hand, the oceans were teaming with fish.

The Englishman said, "I want a huge wall around all of England because we're fed up with Jocks and the like coming into our country. This wall will protect us, so that no one will get in for all eternity, it will be England for the English." Again with a wave of the Genie's hand, there was a huge wall around England.

Then it was the Irishman's turn and he asked, "I'm very curious about this wall, Please tell me more about it."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.

The Irishman says, "In that case, FILL IT UP WITH WATER!"

superconor

heres mine =
the 3 paddys were traped on a different island, at some other time. when, they again find a genie, which tells them that they can have 1 wish each. paddy the england says: "I wish i was back home". the genie granted it. paddy the scotsman then said; "i too wish i was back at home". the genie granted this as well. then paddy the irishman tells the genie; "now im all lonely. i wish them 2 wer back here with me!"

Big Chief

Originally posted by Runfree
well here is mine hope u like it:

Three guys, one Irishman, one Englishman, and one Scotsman are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total," says the Genie.

The Scotsman says, I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will someday be one too. I want all the oceans to be full of fish for all eternity. So, with a wave of the Genie's hand, the oceans were teaming with fish.

The Englishman said, "I want a huge wall around all of England because we're fed up with Jocks and the like coming into our country. This wall will protect us, so that no one will get in for all eternity, it will be England for the English." Again with a wave of the Genie's hand, there was a huge wall around England.

Then it was the Irishman's turn and he asked, "I'm very curious about this wall, Please tell me more about it."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.

The Irishman says, "In that case, FILL IT UP WITH WATER!"

heard the exact same joke except switch around the irishman and scotsman, preferred it when the scotsman said it

prolly cause im scottish though

Runfree

alright fair enuff keep posting ure paddy jokes here though

Don1

3 paddies walked into a bar and the barman says:


"Is this some kind of joke?"


Sorry Shay. I know that was yours but ah what the hell.