Most insulting pressie? (for a woman)

Don1

Jus wondrin!

Big Chief

plastic surgery? :rolleyes:

or a paper bag with 2 eye holes in it?

ozpass

A "Yes your bum does look big in that" certificate signed by Rick Waller.

pickarooney

"Coping with Cellulite", the book/video combo.

Victor

Well on the clothes one, its an insult (or compliment) to get some clothes too big and others too small.

Robbo

Feminine hygiene products, you know of what I speak...

Gordon

Razor. And on the card write... "Must dash"

Oeneus

Originally posted by ozpass
A "Yes your bum does look big in that" certificate signed by Rick Waller.

Hahaha! Oh My God I think I'll get my sister one of those!

Tellox

Dunno about women, but for men - http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0749922621/ref=sr_aps_books_1_1/026-0284857-4268422 that'd be pretty embarresing

Victor

There is a book along the lines of "Sex Tips for Irish Girls" - it goes on about how breast-fed men are better kissers (they know just how much pressure to apply). :rolleyes:

sceptre

Towels

Or a food mixer

Bathroom mats

Bags for the vacuum cleaner

... anything else implying that anyone's job is to be in the kitchen

(though I was once given a melon baller and garlic crusher and quite liked my two small gifts. Then again, I'm a weirdo. And I'm a bloke so it doesn't count)

the Guru

Moustache Bleach

or a top Thats too small so she feels fat

hedgetrimmer

The Irish Home Economics Book from the 60's, which actually details how a woman should look when her man come home from work, what she should do, and the fact that if he does something she dislikes in the bedroom, the only thing permissable is "to register your dissapproval by silence"


A classis in time
<shudder>

Wook

how i long for those days....-sigh-

Dustaz

A pair of slippers and a dildo.


If she doesnt like the slippers, then she can go **** herself.

Don1

Very good. All of em.