Three Tortoises

hussey

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> Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick
> packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the
> picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When
> they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer .
> 'Ok Les give me the bottle opener,
> 'I didn't bring it' says Les.
> 'I thought you packed it'.
> Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, 'Did you bring the bottle opener??
> Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home
> without a bottle opener.
> Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they
> will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on
> their tortoise lives agrees.
> So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still
> isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
> Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
> Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each,
> and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and
> shouts
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> 'I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!

Lucutus

rofl

Sposs

ShayK1

People are lookin at me strangely!!!!!
That was class!!

Carbiens

sheer class:D

Dazzer

Pokes

Lol that was fúcking brilliant !!!!

TomTom

good un!