The Bait has landed!

Samba

O.k so a while back a few people were interested in possibly orchestrating a scam to scam a scammer.

Just recieved this email (twin sister, /me s******s).

So how can we make this amusing for us but costly and time consuming for the scam "Artist".

Some suggestions please to start a reply to this....


Dear Sir,

I am miss Sahili Kabila a twin sister to president
Joseph Kabila of (RDC) and a daughter to late
president Laurent Kabila of.(RDC), who was assasinated
on 16th January 2001. Before the death of my father,
he handed over to me one trunk boxe containing 16
million Dollars which I deposited in
a security company in europe (Spain).
Please, I need you as a foreign partner to help me
claim this consignment in Spain because I don't want
my twin brother to know about this fund and this are
the conditions for you to take the delivery in Spain.
1) I will send to you all the legal documents.
2) I will offer to you 15% of the fund for your
assistance to me.
3) I will give to you 5% of the fund for any expenses you
incur regarding this transaction.
4) You will be responsable for the investment of this
fund.
Please, I will send all the documents immediately I
hear from you .
I am anticipation to hearing from you soon.
Best Regards

Sahili Kabila

Giblet

Hello and greetings.

This does indeed seem like an interesting partnership.
I can understand your predicament, and would like to help all I can yes?
I feel we should be in contact further, to discuss plans.
I am feeling that this could work out very well for both of us.

Yours sincerily

Ayefoc Yorema.

Robbo

Been done before

Gordon

Ask her to send you the documents in an amazingly strange file type that she will have to seek hard to convert to.

Something like... .jhk file which probably doesn't exist. Oh and the document has to be lower than 300 bytes too so she has to compress it with .zop technology!

And ask her why she's such a stupid bint - she had a trunk full of wodges of cash and then... gave it away. heh

Samba, can you send me her email address I'm getting quite bored at work and this little venture may take away some of the spamming of boards I seem to be doing these days!

[edited to seem like I am not a spammer like Victor!]

Victor

Originally posted by Gordon
may take away some of the spamming of boards I seem to be doing these days!

Gordon

lol.
erm... noted... will proceed to maximise posts... now...

Samba

k.sahili1@caramail.com

Go to work on it good

BioHazRd

ibn_khalid@go.com

Here's another one I got today - unfortunately I don't have the time to deal with this gob****e.

UNION BANK OF NIGERIA
INTERNATION REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT

Head Quota
40,Marina, Lagos
Nigeria

ATTN:Sir,

I am the Director of Bills and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of Union Bank of Nigeria. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of USD 26.7M (Twenty Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) In an Account that belongs to One of our Foreign Customers who died along with his entire family in November 1998 in a Plane crash

Since we got information about his death, we have made effort to reach any of his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin of relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guide line. Unfortunately we learnt that all his suppose next of kin or relation died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in the Department now decided to make business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation of the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go disbursement Account as Unclaimed Bill, the Banking Law and Guideline here stipulated that if such money remain Unclaimed after four(4) years the money will be transferred into Federal Government Account as Unclaimed fund, the request of a foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Nigerian cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as regards to your assistance in this very transaction and expenses incurred during the course of remittance while the remaining 60% is for me. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of the fund to you as arranged You must apply first to the Bank as a relation or next of kin of deceased indicating your bank account number and location wherein the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your reply I will send to you the text of the application. As soon as you receive this letter, you should contact me at once through my e-mail address only and indicate your direct and confidential telephone/ fax numbers for the effective communication required.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Yours Faithfully,


Ibn-Khalid Al-Islam
Director, (International Remittance Department)
Union Bank of Nigeria Plc (UBN)

If any of you are feeling particularly vindictive towards these Spammimg Parasites, please feel free to let them know at the above address.

I used to have a multi-newsletter subscription program somewhere, must have a look for it again - I wonder how Khalid Al-Islam would like to be subscribed to about 100 fetish newsletters.

Bio

Gordon

Nice one, I didn't have any luck with k.sahili1@caramail.com, she didn't want to play

I'll try yours Biohazard. I'll try sending 3 meg files for starters...