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George Bush goes to hell

  • 21-11-2002 8:05pm
    #1
    theciscokid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭


    >
    >
    > > > >
    > > > George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil
    > > > > is
    > > > > > waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the devil.
    >"You
    > > > are
    > > > > > on my
    > > > > > list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
    >so
    > > > I'll
    > > > > > tell
    > > > > > you
    > > > > > what I'm going to do.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let
    > > one
    > > > of
    > > > > > them
    > > > > > go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide
    > > > > > who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large
    > > > pool
    > > > > > of
    > > > > > water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over
    >and
    > > > > over.
    > > > > > Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm
    > > not
    > > > a
    > > > > > good
    > > > > > swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a
    > > > > > sledgehammer and
    > > > > > a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after
    > > time
    > > > > > after
    > > > > > time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
    > > > constant
    > > > > > agony
    > > > > > if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > The devil opened a third door.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
    > > staked
    > > > > > over his
    > > > > > head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was
    > > Monica
    > > > > > Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said
    > > > > "Yeah,
    > > > > > I
    > > > > > can handle this."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
    > > > > >
    > > > > >


Comments

  • #2
    Dun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Hmmm - good joke but reincarnation number 3 is a bit tiresome. Last time I heard it, it was Bill Clinton.


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